This thing opens with a title card that looks like it was drawn in MS Paint by someone's uncle after six beers and I'm already laughing. Men With Black Cocks. MWBC. They didn't even try to hide it. The whole setup is this fever dream mashup where Agent J and Agent K are now Agent Big Dick and Agent Even Bigger Dick, and they're hunting down Charlie, who is apparently a 50 foot cum guzzling whore. I don't know who Charlie is but she's blonde and she's everywhere and the game treats this like it's the most serious sci-fi plot ever written.

The first scene I got was in some interrogation room that looks nothing like the movie but who cares. There's this blonde chick, Charlie I guess, and she's just going at it with one of the agents while the other one watches and makes these deadpan comments that are so badly translated I had to screenshot three of them. "The galaxy is in your mouth now" is a real line someone wrote. The animations are janky as hell, characters slide around like they're on ice, but the sheer absurdity of it all kept me clicking. At one point Knight Rider showed up. The car. Talking. While a sex scene was happening. I don't know why. The game doesn't explain. It just happens.

The A-Team reference comes out of nowhere too, some guy with a cigar watching from a monitor, and I think there was a Different Strokes joke but I was too distracted by the ridiculous cock physics to pay attention. Everything is oversized to the point of comedy, like someone took the big cock tag as a personal challenge. The humor is so stupid it circles back to being genius, or maybe I'm just broken. The parody elements are barely connected, just thrown at the wall, and honestly that's what makes it work. Don't expect a game. It's more like a shitpost you can click through. I forgot what I was doing halfway through and just started laughing at the dialogue boxes. The Men in Black theme plays on a loop but it's clearly some royalty free knockoff version and it cuts off mid note sometimes. Perfect.