The redhead's sprite has this weird flicker when she turns left. Not right, just left. Been staring at it for ten minutes now while my boss drones on about quarterly projections in the background. This fantasy RPG thing is basically a topdown adventure where you wander around collecting quests and occasionally getting your pixelated dick wet. The hentai scenes unlock at the most random moments, like I helped some farmer find his lost sheep and suddenly there's a full spread of the innkeeper's daughter going at it. No buildup, just bam, here's some tits.

The combat is whatever. Click to swing sword, numbers go up, monsters die. But there's this one goblin cave where the difficulty spikes like crazy and I still can't beat the boss. Not that I care about the boss. The redhead mage companion has this scene if you give her enough mana potions and I've been grinding for hours just to see if her robe actually comes off or if it's another one of those "conveniently placed fabric" situations. The dialogue is pure google translate chaos, like "I am feeling the power of your sword inside my heart" type stuff that makes me snort coffee onto my keyboard.

The map design makes no sense. Desert next to snow area next to mushroom forest. But the mushroom forest has these nymph enemies that have a grab attack and honestly I've died on purpose like six times just to see the animation again. Something about the way the pixels jiggle. The sound effects are stock RPG Maker noises except for the sex scenes which have these wet slapping sounds that are way too loud compared to everything else. Had to alt-tab so fast when my boss walked by. The quest log is broken too, keeps telling me to rescue a princess I already rescued, but she's still in my party so maybe there's more content with her? The redhead keeps flickering. I should probably do actual work.