The pixel art psychologist has this look, right? Like she's already decided you're pathetic before you click anything. I've been on enough real dates to recognize that expression. It's the same one Maria from accounting gave me when I tried explaining my Warhammer collection.

So it's a jealousy test. You answer questions about what you'd do if your neighbor talked to your girl, if she went out wearing something, you know the drill. Standard stuff that makes you feel like a controlling asshole just by clicking the multiple choice. The game is called something like "Jealousy Test" but honestly it should be called "Are You The Red Flag?" The psychologist character sits there in her office, legs crossed, taking notes while you basically confess to being insecure. And the whole time I'm thinking, lady, I'm single, I'm just clicking to see what happens.

The questions get progressively more unhinged. Would you check her phone? Would you follow her? And I'm sitting there in my apartment at 11 PM on a Tuesday, single for three years, answering yes to everything because I want to see the bad ending. The game knows. The psychologist's dialogue changes slightly based on your answers, getting more disappointed or sometimes weirdly intrigued. The translation is rough, clearly not native English, which somehow makes it funnier. "You are very jealousy man" it tells me. Thanks, I know.

After you finish the test, there's a reward. I won't spoil it but let's just say the professional boundaries in this psychologist's office are nonexistent. The whole thing is maybe ten minutes long, runs in browser, looks like it was made in an afternoon. The art is deliberately messy, almost like a sketch someone did while bored at their own office job. There's something honest about how unpolished it is. Like the creator didn't bother pretending this was anything other than what it is. I respect that more than I should.