The loading screen is a woman's silhouette against a hotel window, and already I'm thinking about how many polygons went into that ass. Lesson of Passion, right? They know what they're doing. The whole thing's got this janky, early-2000s 3D charm where the characters move like they've got a broomstick up their spine, but somehow it works. It really works.

You pick dialogue options and the story branches. My first run, I went full charm, trying to be smooth, and ended up with her riding me reverse cowgirl on a squeaky hotel bed. The animation loops are basic, a rhythmic piston motion, but the sound design is a crime scene. The wet slap of it is so loud and unapologetic, a real "f