The whole thing runs on acorns. Not metaphorically, I mean literal pixel acorns dropping from the top of the screen while you move a little basket left and right. There's this blonde girl in a park, last day of summer supposedly, and she's got a squirrel with her. The squirrel is your opponent. You catch more acorns than the squirrel, she takes something off. That's it. That's the entire loop.

I spent way too long trying to figure out if the squirrel's AI actually gets harder or if I just suck at timing. Probably both. The hitbox on the basket feels slightly off, like it's a few pixels smaller than the sprite, which led to some genuine frustration. Not the sexy kind. The kind where you're one acorn behind and a leaf blows across the screen and you miss a catch because you were distracted by the leaf. Who puts a leaf animation in a stripping game? The developer, apparently. The model is a real person photographed, not drawn, which gives it this weird FMV vibe from old CD-ROM games, except it's just looping animations of her removing clothes piece by piece. She has this half-smile the whole time, like she's in on a joke you're not getting. The outdoor setting is just a static photo of a park bench and some grass. The squirrel is a cartoon. Nothing matches.

My neighbor was doing something with a drill while I was playing and the sound synced up perfectly with the acorn drop rhythm for like ten seconds. That's not a feature, just a thing that happened. The game's on some adult arcade site, runs in browser, no download. I think it's called something like Squirrel Girl Strip or Acorn Catch, I already closed the tab. The strip progression is standard, top then bottom, nothing below the waist shown because of the site's rules probably. The whole thing has this deliberate cheapness, like it was made in an afternoon with assets from three different free packs. And yet I played it three times. The squirrel beat me twice. That little bastard.