The whole thing is a setup, right? Like one of those anime OVAs where the harem finds out the protagonist’s secret and instead of getting mad they just... lean in. Lucy and Amanda know. They’ve figured out your little game from the previous interviews. And their reaction isn’t to storm out, it’s to get more comfortable on that couch. The job? Completely irrelevant now. You’re supposed to tell them neither is hired, but the dialogue tree basically laughs at you for even trying. It’s a videoquest, so you’re just clicking through, watching these two real models with absolutely ridiculous proportions just... enjoy the absurdity of the situation.

The blonde one, Amanda I think, has this way of looking at the camera that’s pure “ara ara” energy. It’s a power fantasy stripped of all pretense. You’re not the boss here. You’re the one being interviewed, and you’ve already failed. The game knows it, they know it. The “erotic” tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting, but it’s that specific flavor of soft domination where the women are just having fun at your expense. I wish there was a button to just resign immediately. The UI is clunky in a way that feels almost intentional, like the unpolished nature of it adds to the charm of a bootleg you’d find on a forgotten forum.

The big tits are, of course, the main event. They’re practically characters themselves. There’s a moment where Lucy shifts on the couch and the whole screen feels unbalanced. The real model aspect makes it feel more like a very specific, very niche interactive photoshoot than a game. And that’s fine. It doesn’t need to be more. The dream job here was never the office position, it was getting caught in this exact scenario. The humor is bone-dry, mostly coming from the sheer audacity of the premise. You’re there to deliver bad news and you just... don’t. Because who cares? The game certainly doesn’t, and after a few clicks, neither will you. The audio mixing is a bit off though, the ambient sounds cut out weirdly between scenes. It’s a small thing but it kept pulling me out.