So I'm in this castle right, classic RE vibe but everything's a bit... off. Not in a scary way, more like someone built the whole place out of slightly melted action figures. The textures have that weird glossy look, you know the one, like when you leave a cheap toy in the sun. But honestly? It kinda works. Adds to the whole fever dream feeling. Lady D is there, obviously, and she's massive. Not just tall, like, physically occupies half the screen. Her boobs have their own gravitational pull, I swear. The animation is janky as hell during the, uh, main events. Limbs clip through bodies, faces morph into that classic ahegao expression a bit too suddenly, like a snapchat filter glitching. But the sound design? Surprisingly wet. Lots of squelching. You get a real sense of the, erm, friction.
The trial itself is basically a very horny obstacle course. You got your standard RE puzzles, find the crest, insert the crest, but the punishment for failure isn't a game over screen. It's a titfuck. Or she just sits on your face. The game really, really wants you to see her big ass. There's this one section where you have to crawl through a vent and the camera is just... locked. Staring. For like a solid minute. I forgot what I was even looking for. A key? Some ammo? Doesn't matter, got a creampie scene instead. The male protagonist has these weird superpowers that are never explained, he just glows sometimes and then the sex lasts longer. It's a whole thing.
Oh and there's a romance? I think? The dialogue is pure parody, she'll threaten to drain your blood and then whisper something genuinely sweet in the next line. Female domination but make it confusing. The sci-fi dystopian tag is a lie, it's just a spooky castle. But that one monster girl in the basement? The one with the tentacles? That sequence was actually pretty hot, very paranormal, very wet. The whole thing crashes if you try to skip the vaginal sex scene too fast. Not a complaint, just a fact. It just closes. Poof. Anyway, the handjob animation loops forever if you don't press the button, which is a design choice I respect.