Lost cat, my ass. That’s the hook here, some mangy feline leads you straight to the new neighbors and their frankly ridiculous chest physics. Dating Game: New Neighbors doesn’t pretend to be anything but a quick wank simulator, and honestly, respect for not dressing it up. The 3DCG is that special kind of jank where the skin textures look like they were dipped in baby oil and the animations loop with the enthusiasm of a broken animatronic at a defunct theme park. You get the standard menu of neighborly activities, right? Titfuck, footjob, the whole “welcome wagon” special that ends with a creampie because pulling out is for cowards in these games.

The threesome scene unlocks if you don’t fumble the dialogue choices, which are so brain dead you’d have to be actively trying to fail. I spent way too long fixating on the interracial scene’s lighting, it’s like the dev discovered a bloom slider and just cranked it to maximum, making the anal sex segment look like a nuclear test. The male protagonist is a silent, faceless void as usual, which is fine because the voice acting is nonexistent anyway. Just wet slapping sounds that don’t sync up. At one point the handjob animation glitched and her arm did a full 360 exorcist spin, and I’m not even mad, that’s the most memorable part. Why is the neighbor’s apartment layout identical to yours but mirrored? Lazy asset flip, that’s why. The big tits tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, they move like water balloons filled with concrete. Don’t expect Sasha to show up, this is a “follow up” in the same way that getting a second parking ticket is a sequel. The oral sex segments are fine, I guess, if you enjoy watching a jaw unhinge like a snake. For a dating sim, the “dating” is just picking which hole gets the warm welcome first. It’s a completed project, which is more than most Patreon bait can say, so there’s that.