Pikachu girl is bent over a folding table and I'm just staring at the zipper on the back of her costume. Not the front. The back. The one that goes all the way down. This is the kind of detail that occupies my brain now. Con Quest is basically what happens when you take the monster catching formula and say nah, the real collectibles are the cosplayers at a convention. And honestly? Fair.

The whole thing runs in browser, no fuss. You wander around this pixel convention hall looking for girls dressed as various not-Pokemon, and then you, uh, interact with them. The art is deliberately rough, like someone drew it on a napkin during a real con, but somehow that makes the whole thing funnier. There's a girl in a Squirtle outfit who keeps making shell puns while you're trying to get her top off. I don't know why that stuck with me. The dialogue is full of these weird little moments where the game knows exactly how dumb it is and just leans into it. One character asked me if I had a badge to enter the "adult panel" and I clicked yes and then we just fucked behind a merch booth. No battle system. No leveling up. Just vibes.

I spent way too long trying to find the furry section. The tag says furry but it's more like girls with ears and tails, not full suits. Which is probably for the best because full fursuit sex would be a logistics nightmare and this game is not about logistics. It's about walking up to a Charmander cosplayer and clicking until clothes fall off. The quest system is basically just a checklist of girls to find and bang. No puzzles. No real challenge. Sometimes the hitboxes are weird and you click on a potted plant instead of a girl's ass. That happened three times. I'm not mad about it but I'm not not mad about it.

The humor lands somewhere between shitpost and genuine affection for convention culture. There's a joke about overpriced convention center hot dogs that made me snort. Not sure if that was intentional or just the translation being weird. Either way, Con Quest knows what it is. A quick, messy, horny little adventure through a world where every cosplayer is dtf and nobody asks about consent because it's a porn game and we're all adults here.