You know that feeling when you're trying to solve for X and your brain just goes completely blank? That's me. Every single time. But here's the thing, the teacher in this game has these absolutely massive tits that somehow make quadratic equations seem less like torture and more like... I don't know, foreplay? The logic doesn't track but neither does my ability to do basic arithmetic apparently.

The whole setup is you're getting math lessons from busty women who are very, very encouraging. Like, suspiciously encouraging. Get an answer right and the clothes start coming off. It's the oldest trick in the book and I fell for it completely. The math itself is actually kind of hard though? Not like calculus hard but I genuinely had to stop and think about some of the fraction problems. My brain was fighting between two very different types of stimulation and honestly the math was winning sometimes which feels like a personal failure.

The art is rough. Let's just say that. Not rough in a charming way, rough in a "someone discovered digital art software last week" way. But weirdly that adds to the whole experience? It feels like something you'd find on a forgotten corner of the internet in 2006 and there's a nostalgic comfort in that. The boobs are comically large, physics don't exist, and the faces have this blank stare that's equal parts unsettling and hypnotic. I spent way too long on a geometry question because I was distracted by how one character's neck connected to her shoulders at an angle that defied human anatomy. Still finished though. Still got the reward. What does that say about me?