The whole thing is a mess of jiggle physics and weirdly compelling lore that nobody asked for. A cosmic babysitter called the Champion peaces out and now some poor bastard has to fight for the job. That’s the setup. Honestly I forgot half the names already because a monster girl with thighs that could crush a watermelon was doing this thing with her tongue and my brain just short circuited. The ahegao faces in this are absolutely unhinged, like someone told the animator to just go feral. Eyes rolling back, drool, the works. It’s beautiful.

You’re supposedly this reluctant hero but the game throws you into a sandbox where you can just. Grope. Anything. There’s a milf character who gives you a footjob under a table during a super serious meeting about dimensional collapse and the tonal whiplash is so violent I laughed out loud. Then five minutes later you’re getting a titfuck from a demon lady while she whispers some nonsense about ancient gods. The dialogue localization is a treasure trove of pure cringe and accidental poetry. A girl literally says “my lower lips are weeping for your champion’s scepter” and I had to put my phone down. My actual phone, not a euphemism. The mobile version runs fine though, surprisingly smooth for a 3DCG game with this much clipping. Sometimes a hand phases through a giant ass and you just have to roll with it.

There’s this one sleep sex scene that’s supposed to be a stealth mechanic but the hitbox for the blanket is so broken you can just go wild and the character won’t wake up. It’s creepy and hilarious in equal measure. The voyeurism stuff ties into the exhibitionist fantasy tag where you can just watch a harem member masturbate through a keyhole and the game frames it like a noble quest objective. My favorite part is the male domination path where you can be a total dick and the romance still somehow works. You can literally finish on a girl’s face after she confesses her love and the next dialogue is her talking about trusting you with her dimension’s fate. Zero consequences. The interracial scenes with the dark elf are animated with this one hip roll that loops perfectly and I’m not ashamed to say I watched it for an uncomfortable amount of time. The virgin route is pointless though, you miss half the creampie animations and the game shames you for it with a pop up. Not even kidding.