Right, so the dress up part is basically a joke. You click through like four tops and maybe two pairs of pants that barely change anything before you realize the whole point is to get rid of them. The actual meat here is a no-frills, single-scene simulator with Bulma from DBZ. You know, the one with the blue hair that's been living rent free in a million heads since the first episode. The proportions are absurd, classic hentai logic where the boobs have their own gravitational field, and the artist clearly had a breast expansion kink they weren't shy about. It feels like something you'd find buried on a Newgrounds adult section back in the day, complete with that specific jank where the cumshot looks more like a flying tree frog decided to splatter across her face. I laughed. Then clicked it again.

The whole thing is this loop of undressing her top, poking at the jiggle physics for a bit, and then cycling through the same three positions. Missionary, doggystyle, a blowjob that has zero throat animation. It's lazy. But there's this one moment during the hard sex sequence where her face contorts into something that's trying to be ecstasy but reads more like she just remembered she left the stove on. I couldn't stop staring at it. You get to finish inside or on her face, and the game treats both with the same dead eyed "yeah, okay" expression from Bulma. It's almost a parody of itself without meaning to be.

I went in expecting some Fairy Tail crossover or Warcraft cameo because the tags are a mess on this one, but nah. Just Bulma in a void. A creampie here, a facial there. The audio is what you'd expect, a looping moan that cuts off awkwardly. The whole thing feels like a crusty flash file someone resurrected. It's terrible. I've opened it three times this week. There's something almost nostalgic about how straightforwardly broken it is, like digging up a porno mag from under a park bench. No thoughts, just big boobs and a complete disregard for anatomy.