Fuck it, the boss's not looking. Alt-tabbing between spreadsheets and Bowsette getting her tits absolutely glazed. That's my Tuesday now. This thing, it's a browser game, barely a game honestly, just a slideshow with arrow keys. Left arrow, right arrow, click the screen edges. You're not really playing anything, just flipping through a comic someone animated a tiny bit. The original Haniwa comic, you know the one, that Twitter thing that broke the internet? This is that, but with a cumshot at the end.

The animation is rough as hell, deliberately shitty in that Flash-era way where limbs don't quite bend right and the motion is like two frames per transition. Bowsette's mouth opens, closes, her tits bounce with that weird elastic snap that's not even trying to look real. Mario's just this little pixel blob with a massive red cock that appears from nowhere. And you know what? That's the whole charm. It knows exactly what it is. A dirty sketch someone cranked out in a weekend because the internet demanded Bowsette porn immediately. The paizuri scene is where it's at, that moment where she wraps those massive pale tits around him and just goes to town. The squishing sound effect is this wet, sloppy mess that's probably just someone squelching their hand in lotion next to a cheap mic. I can't stop thinking about how stupid the whole concept is. Mario. The plumber. Getting a titjob from evil princess Bowser with tits. And then the facial at the end, this thick white pixel splatter that lands on her snout and glasses, and she's got this expression like she's mildly annoyed but also into it. The browsette tag makes sense. Red hair, pale skin, that spiked collar. It's her.

I spent maybe three minutes on this between updating quarterly reports. Three minutes of clicking through the same loop, watching the rough sex animation cycle, the titjob, the finish. No game over, no lives, just endless Bowsette tits. I should probably get back to work now. The spreadsheets aren't going to update themselves.