Right. So the first one was all about looking. Just staring at those ridiculous tits, which, fine, they're impressive in that cartoonish way. This time she's got a dildo and apparently I'm supposed to be happy about clicking through it. The description even brags it's not so hard. Not hard. Get it? Because the first game was hard. Christ.

I spent way too long on one scene where she's on a chair. The dildo is this neon pink thing that clips through her hand if you click too fast. The sound is just a wet squelch on loop, the same one from a dozen other flash games I played on Newgrounds back in the day. It's so unpolished it's almost endearing, like finding a crumpled nudie mag in the woods. You know it's trash but you still look. The whole thing feels held together with tape and a prayer, and the "exciting scenes" are just the same animation with a different background color. One is blue, one is red. Exciting.

The rough sex tag is a lie. It's just her, a toy, and that dead-eyed stare. There's no impact, no weight to anything. I complained to myself about the lack of a mute button that actually works. Clicked it, the sound dipped for half a second then came back louder. A real piece of shit detail that stuck with me more than any of the actual content. The "sexy girl" is just a collection of parts that jiggle on a loop, and the hard sex is about as hard as a soggy biscuit. I guess if your thing is watching a looping animation of a woman with a blank expression, this is your holy grail. For me, it was like watching a screensaver and forgetting to be aroused. I kept waiting for a different angle, a new toy, anything. Nope. Just her and that neon pink nightmare, forever.