My game award goes to Become The Wife’s Boyfriend for “Most Likely To Make You Yell At The Screen Like A Crazy Person.” Not because it’s scary, but because the protagonist is such a magnificent piece of shit. I love him. I hate him. The story sets up this weird fertility deal where you, the Yamaguchi husband, gotta knock up the Sasaki wife. Simple enough, like a awkward doctor’s appointment with more moaning. But oh no, the game has other plans.

The CG is that clean 3D style where the boobs have their own gravitational pull. Physics be damned. Watching the Sasaki wife’s ahegao face twist up during a sneaky footjob scene... man. I felt things. Dirty things. The domination tag isn’t just for show either. You slowly twist every situation, blackmailing and corrupting until you’re not just the wife’s boyfriend. You’re her owner. The harem builds through this deliberate, plot heavy thriller where you’re the villain enjoying every second. The interracial scenes hit with a visual punch that the game knows exactly how to exploit.

Wait, did I mention the milf next door? Because holy shit. The oral sex scenes got my phone screen sticky. Playing on mobile, swiping through dialogue while the Yamaguchi wife is cheating right back at you, it’s a mess. A beautiful, tangled mess of netori. Not netorare, this is you stealing, not losing. There’s a handjob scene during what should be a serious conversation about family shame that made me laugh out loud and then immediately feel bad. The game’s writing does that. Lures you in with big tits and then slaps you with a thriller plot about families tearing themselves apart. I wish the choices mattered more, some routes feel like a straight line. But then you get a vaginal sex scene with such raw domination that you forget to care.

Forgetting my train of thought. Right. The Sasaki family. They regret making themselves a target. You’ll regret not saving more often. The power trips in this game are unreal and probably unhealthy but who cares.