fuck me running this game is a mess. a beautiful, horny, completely unpolished mess. you know when you find a porn game that feels like it was coded in a weekend fueled by nothing but energy drinks and pure lust? that's this. the menus look like a spreadsheet had a stroke and the dialogue reads like it was translated by a particularly horny babelfish from 2004. i love it.

the whole thing is a business trip fever dream. you start off under your boss's desk, which, fine, classic setup. her pussy is described with this weirdly specific wetness that made me laugh out loud. then suddenly you're in a nightclub and the lighting is so bad i couldn't tell if i was clicking on a woman or a potted plant. the transition between scenes feels like someone just cut the film with garden shears. no warning. one minute you're licking, next minute there's a throbbing cock on screen and some text about "the long-expected homecoming." my brain did a full reboot.

there's this one moment on the plane that stuck with me. the mile high club bit. the animation, if you can call it that, is basically two jpegs sliding against each other but the text is so earnestly filthy. "tasty sex even in a flight." no shit. the grammar is broken in a way that loops back around to being poetic. like a haiku written by someone who just discovered the word "cunt." i spent way too long trying to figure out if the typos were intentional. they're not. but they should be.

the business tag is hilarious. this is not business. this is a cartoon porno where everyone has massive tits and zero workplace boundaries. the big boobs tag is almost redundant. it's like tagging water "wet." but whatever. the adventure part is true in the sense that you never know what the fuck is going to happen next. a trip indeed. one you can't pack for.