Look. My official moderator title is "Sarcastic Forum Overlord" and I have a dream. A dream where someone, just once, makes an adult game that isnt about three fat bimbos. Just once. This game is called something like Triple Bimbo Bliss or whatever, who cares, the title is a lazy shrug in text form. You click, they bounce. The physics are not good. They are aggressively present. Like a jello mold having a seizure. And yet, I kept clicking.

The plot is a napkin sketch. You, a male protagonist with no face and the personality of a damp sock, encounter three women. They are bimbos. They are fat in that very specific 3DCG way where the artist discovered a "breast size" slider and also a "buttock expansion" dial and just taped them both to the maximum. This is not a complaint, this is an observation. The voyeurism tag must be for when you, the player, watch yourself have no reflection in a mirror. The rendering is aggressively unpolished, all shiny skin that looks like it was greased for a hot dog eating contest. Animations loop with the desperate energy of a screensaver from 1999. The vaginal sex scene, which is most of the "game," has a rhythm like a robot learning to hiccup.

During the first titfuck, a minor detail. Her left nipple clips through the underside of your protagonist's ghostly torso. For three full cycles. I could not stop staring. It became the most honest thing I've ever seen in an adult VN. The oral sex segment after? Her eyes never quite align. One pupil is having a separate conversation with the wall behind my monitor. The creampie ending, a classic "choice" that isnt a choice, just happens. You pick a hole like you're ordering a sad sandwich. Then it's over. The game forgets you exist and so do you. I wish the anal scene had more sound. Just a wet squelch. The silence was so loud I heard my own pulse. There is a masturbation scene too but it involves the same looped hand motion used for stroking a chin in a different game, I swear. Dont start with the file naming either, I saw a texture called "boob_diffuse_final_final2.png" once and never recovered. I often wonder if the uncanny valley has a basement where these models live, endlessly rotating. Anyway the jiggle is stupid and I've clicked through it four times. Moderator duties await.