I keep thinking about the inventory screen. Not the sex, not the frat drama, just the way your character's wallet sits there with like 47 dollars and you know exactly where every bill went because you spent twenty minutes clicking through dialogue trees trying to get Jessica to flash you behind the library. That's the real college experience right there. Burgermeister & Royce, what a name for a school. Sounds like a law firm that exclusively handles divorce cases for people who met at foam parties.

The turn based combat caught me off guard. You're literally rolling dice against a girl's inhibition meter while she's trying to study, and if you crit you get a titfuck scene. I don't know who designed this system but they understood something fundamental about how RPG mechanics map onto desperate freshman energy. The stripping minigame is basically a puzzle where you have to match patterns, and I failed it three times before realizing the twins were getting impatient. That little animation where they roll their eyes. Brutal.

The prostitution route unlocks way earlier than you'd expect and the game doesn't moralize about it at all, which I respect. You can just... do that. Pay tuition through creampie commissions while your dad thinks you're on academic scholarship. There's a voyeurism scene involving the MILF professor that I stumbled into completely by accident because I clicked the wrong door during a party sequence. The humiliation kink stuff gets pretty specific too, especially with the female domination track where you basically become the Delta Iota Kappa house pet. I wish the interracial scenes had more variety in the dialogue though, they feel copy pasted from the vanilla romance path and that's lazy. The lesbian content is mostly locked behind the female protagonist route which I haven't finished because honestly the male protagonist's desperation is more relatable. That one handjob scene behind the bleachers where she's still texting someone else the whole time. God. That's the content I'm here for.