The camera man in this one, he's got a real problem with personal space. Like, dude, back up, we can see the pixels on her ass from here. That's the whole gag, right? You're this pervy voyeur who snuck onto a porn set, and instead of watching the action, you're watching the... watching. The director yelling cut because some grip left a coffee cup in the shot. The actress scrolling through her phone, bored out of her mind, while the male talent does that weird slappy thing with his dick against his palm to stay hard. It's a parody, sure, but it's also weirdly accurate. I once saw a behind the scenes for one of those big budget Brazzers parodies and it was exactly this, just with less hentai sweat drops.

The actual fucking is almost an afterthought. You get the classic from behind angle, all shaky and amateur, like a found footage horror movie but with more lube. The dialogue is so stupid it circles back to genius. The director keeps calling the actress by the wrong name and she just rolls her eyes and gets back into doggy. There's a whole bit where a boom mic keeps dipping into the frame and bonking the guy on the head, and he's trying to stay in character. I wish the audio was better. The squelching sounds are mixed way too high, it's like someone stirring a bowl of mac and cheese right in your ear. Won't be fixed, I'm sure.

Honestly, the best part is just the dead air. The moments between scenes where everyone's just standing around, naked and checking their phones. The makeup artist dabbing sweat off a tit. It's the most unsexy erotic game I've played, and that's the point. It's a shitpost. A horny shitpost. The cumshot is blocked by a stagehand walking past. I laughed. Then I felt weird for laughing. Then I kept playing.