The card art is surprisingly good. Not the game itself, that looks like something a programmer threw together during a lunch break, but the photos of the two redheads. Real models, not renders. One has this freckled thing going on across her chest that I spent way too long staring at while my knight got absolutely demolished because I wasn't paying attention to the numbers.

And that's the thing. It's a card battle. You pick a knight, they have attack and defense values, the girls have their own knights, you compare numbers. Sometimes there's a rock-paper-scissors element with card types but honestly I just clicked whatever had the highest number and it worked fine for the first few rounds. Then it didn't. Then I was staring at a defeat screen while both girls still had their bras on and I felt this genuine flash of frustration. Not at the game's difficulty. At myself. For caring.

The stripping is tied to winning matches. You beat their card-knight, a piece of clothing comes off. First the boots, which is a weird choice. Who starts with boots? Then the stockings, then the dress, then the lingerie. The transitions are just static images. No animation. The same photo but with less fabric. It's so barebones it almost circles back to being charming, like a flipbook made by someone who only had five pages.

I wish the logic part was actually logical. The arcade tag is doing some heavy lifting because there's nothing arcade about it. It's a card comparison game with a striptease reward system. That's it. The whole thing runs in browser and you can finish it in one sitting if you understand the basic strategy, which I won't spoil because figuring it out is the only real gameplay.

One of the redheads has this expression in her third stage. Half annoyed, half something else. I kept losing on purpose just to see if it changed. It doesn't. But I kept losing anyway.