The whole thing loads and I'm staring at a character select screen that looks like it was drawn during a lunch break. Yuzuru Otonashi, I guess, from that Angel Beats thing. His face is just... off. Like someone described him over a bad phone connection. But whatever, I'm not here to critique the linework. Two options. Human or Angel. Click. Done. No wandering around a school, no tearful backstory about a lost sister. Just pick your flavor and the scene pops up.

And then it's just... there. A static image of the girl, and she's got these absolutely massive tits. The kind that defy the already loose physics of the source material. You get a few buttons, basically a menu of actions that all lead to the same sticky conclusion. I spent a weird amount of time just clicking the same button, watching the same short loop of animation, because the cumshot effect is so absurdly over the top it circled back to being funny. It's not sexy, it's like a firehose of pixelated white. The game calls it a "nice day" and honestly, that's the perfect summary. No drama.

There's this one detail with the angel character's wing. It just clips right through her shoulder in the second scene. Not a little bit, the whole wing just phases through her body like a ghost. I couldn't stop looking at it. It's such a small, broken thing in a game that's already a broken thing. The sound is a single looping track that I'm pretty sure is a royalty free beat I heard in a vlog once. It doesn't match the action at all. The whole experience is over in maybe two minutes, and then you're just left with a static, cum covered character model and a button to reset. No story, no dialogue, just the raw, unpolished mechanics of a fantasy that forgot to include the fantasy part. The "human" option has this weird shading on her stomach that makes it look like she has a six pack, which I'm almost certain is a mistake.