Alessandra moves like she's got a stone in her boot, all that captain of Castanic Battle Seven nonsense but she can't even walk through a forest without me clicking every two seconds. The trees look like someone painted them with their fingers, real messy, not like those clean elf forests in other games. I kept thinking about my old Sega Genesis and how the sprites had more life sometimes. But then the werewolf showed up.

Not a real fight. It's hide and seek, which is stupid for a warrior captain but whatever. The wolf man finds her and the scene just... happens. Big tits out, the CG pops up and it's a blowjob that looks like two clay figures someone squished together. The anatomy is wrong in a way that circles back to being right, like a drawing you find on a bathroom wall that's somehow perfect. I don't know. The elf tag is there but I never saw an elf, maybe she is one, maybe I missed a branch in the story, the portal mission thing got lost somewhere around the third time I had to replay the minigame.

The minigame. You click. That's it. Just click on glowing spots while the forest repeats itself. I wished there was more to do with the monster aspect, like maybe she transforms or something, but no. Just hide, get caught, sex scene, repeat. The RPG tag is a lie, there's no leveling, no stats, just this loop. I found myself staring at the background trees more than Alessandra's tits after a while, wondering who drew them and if they were okay. The whole thing feels like someone's first project, unpolished on purpose maybe, or maybe just unpolished. The fantasy of it is more in my head than on screen.