Fucking Wandfully. These devs, right? Dropped this little HTML5 teaser like a half finished spell and honestly I'm still not sure if it's genius or just jank. Chrome runs it faster they say, Firefox more stable. I'm on some old Opera build and the loading bar just sat there mocking me for a solid minute before anything happened. Then boom, tits.

The mage girl. Not gonna pretend I remember her name, something with an A maybe? Doesn't matter. What matters is that scene where she's bent over that dusty tome and the robe just... physics. Not good physics. But the kind of physics that make you forget the background is basically a gradient with some clip art candles. The hard sex tag isn't lying. When it kicks in, it kicks. There's this one animation loop where she's getting railed from behind and her eyes roll back and the whole browser tab nearly crashed but I wasn't about to refresh.

The adventure part is barely there. Walk left, click thing, sex happens. It's a skeleton. But the bones are good bones. You can feel the epic game they're promising underneath all the placeholder UI and the way the text sometimes overlaps itself if you resize the window. Patreon link's right there, and I clicked it. Not even ashamed. These devs have that old Newgrounds energy, you know? Before everything got slick and soulless. The sexy girls are one girl. One very flexible, very vocal girl who apparently stores mana in her-

Anyway. The asynchronous loading broke twice. Had to clear cache. Worth it. Don't expect a full game. Expect a promise of one, wrapped in surprisingly hot pixel fucking.