Snake Siemen. That's the name they give you. Fucking Snake Siemen. And you're working for Doomfist, trying to get a promotion in Talon by breaking D.Va in 8 days. The whole setup is so stupidly on the nose for an Overwatch parody that I had to respect it. You're not some suave mastermind, you're a horny idiot with a mind control device and a dream, and the game knows it. The 3DCG models are janky as hell, clipping through each other during the groping scenes like they're made of half melted plastic, but somehow that adds to the whole greasy charm. D.Va's expression barely changes when you're, uh, "training" her, which is either a limitation of the engine or a commentary on her dead inside streamer persona. Probably the first one.
The corruption path is where my wallet brain kicked in. You get these choices, right? Do you use the mind control device to make her think she's a dog, or do you slowly erode her will by having her stream increasingly lewd content for her fans? I went full male domination, making her call me "Master" while Sombra watched from the shadows, because of course Sombra is there, being a cryptic little shit and messing with your plans. The oral sex scenes are surprisingly detailed for a mobile game you'd be embarrassed to have on your actual phone. There's this one moment where you can choose to share your "progress" with other Talon agents, and the game just... lets you. No judgment. Just a button that says "Share" and a picture of D.Va looking vacant.
What I wish was different, and it won't be because the devs vanished into the same void as all these parody projects, is the Widowmaker interactions. She's there, all purple and condescending, and you can't even properly corrupt her. She just judges you. Like, I'm sorry, am I not evil enough for you, lady who's literally brainwashed? The sci-fi elements are just window dressing for the mind control fantasy, and the mobile game structure means you're constantly waiting for energy to refill unless you, ahem, invest. Which I did. For science. The gacha pulls for "training aids" are a scam, but pulling a legendary vibrating collar felt like winning the lottery in the worst possible way. D.Va's corruption meter filled up so fast after that.