I don't know what I expected from a game that throws Judy Hopps into a cafe with pokemon and my little pony characters, but here we are. The whole thing runs on that weird undertale-style dialogue system where you pick responses and watch the little text blips scroll by. First time I walked into the beach area, some futa version of a zootopia side character just straight up propositioned me. No buildup. No getting to know you. Just "hey" and then her cock is out.

The public use stuff caught me off guard. You're literally in a cafe one minute, serving drinks or whatever, and then suddenly you're bent over the counter. The doggystyle scenes have this janky rhythm to them where the animation loops don't quite match the text, but honestly that almost makes it funnier. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the judy hopps model was intentionally off-model or if someone just traced over a screenshot and called it a day. The ears don't sit right. It bugs me. It'll keep bugging me and they'll never fix it.

There's this one blowjob scene with a pony character where the dialogue options are so absurd I had to put my phone down. You can literally derail the whole relationship by picking the wrong stupid joke response. I respect that. Most dating sims pretend your choices matter but here they actually do, sometimes in ways that make no sense. The crossover logic is nonexistent. Why is fluttershy working at a beach cafe with nick wilde's cousin or whatever. Don't think about it. The furry sex scenes commit fully though, no fade to black copouts, and the futa content is everywhere once you unlock certain relationship paths. Not my usual thing but the game's so unpolished about it that it wraps back around to charming.

Lumi and I have put together this 0.65 edition of our parody game, still very much a work in progress. At this stage, Toriel is the only character implemented, with plans to include additional characters later.

The current build is minimalistic, more a proof of concept than a complete experience. Our long-term vision includes adding deeper dialogue, multiple characters, and far more detailed battle visuals.

You’ll navigate using arrow keys, press Z to select or grab items, X to cancel actions, and C to open the start menu.

Starting in 2017, we ran into money troubles and simply don’t have the resources to keep working on this project. With limited time and budget, further updates are on hold for the foreseeable future.

Apologies go out to everyone looking forward to what’s next. Even as a rough cut, it shows the direction we wanted to take.

Feel free to jump in and try the limited content featuring Toriel, with simple controls guiding your experience.

Maybe someday we’ll pick this back up, but until then, treat it as a glimpse into our unfinished parody.