The first time I loaded this up I just stared at 2B’s ass for like five minutes, not even doing anything. That white hair and those android curves, the way her outfit hugs her hips. It’s a Nier Automata parody so you know what you’re getting into, but somehow they still managed to make her look a little off. Like her face is almost there but not quite, you know? The customization options let you tweak her expression and position but honestly the default is already doing things to my brain chemistry.

So you’re on this rooftop waiting for targets to show up and the whole premise is that you’ve got time to kill. Literally. You can just start fucking your combat partner while the bad guys take their sweet time approaching. Missionary first, then flip her over for doggystyle, the transitions are janky but in a way that somehow makes it hotter. Like watching a bootleg hentai where the animation budget ran out but the passion didn’t. Wait, did I say didn’t? I meant didn’t. Fuck.

The cum mechanics are where it gets messy, pun intended. You can shoot loads all over her body and it actually pools and drips in real time. Then you’re supposed to also shoot the enemies when they finally arrive but I kept getting distracted by how the fluid physics work on her thighs. It’s a simulator in the loosest sense, more like a very specific fantasy generator for people who spent too many hours in the original game staring at 2B’s climbing animations. You know who you are. The android tag here means she’s got that slightly mechanical stiffness during certain positions which, honestly, adds to the whole vibe. Like she’s a combat unit who happens to be getting railed between missions. The white hair gets in the way during missionary and I wish they’d fixed that clipping issue but whatever, I’m not here for polish. I’m here because somewhere out there someone decided what Nier Automata really needed was a sex break during stakeouts and they were absolutely correct.

The whole thing is basically a rhythm game where you're trying not to bust too fast. Like that old flash game where you had to keep the bar in the green zone, remember those? This is that but with Jiraya's stupid grinning face and Tsunade's tits bouncing to a beat that sounds like it was ripped from a 2005 Newgrounds project. The art is... a choice. Her boobs inflate like balloons at one point, I swear to god, there's a breast expansion tag for a reason. It's not gradual either, just *pop*, bigger. The cumshot is the goal but the path there is paved with clicking a button in time with a pulsing icon.

Spent way too long trying to figure out if the timing was off or if my mouse is dying. The hit window feels weird, like it wants you to click slightly before the beat actually lands. Or maybe that's just the lag from the browser. You know how these hentaikey games get, sometimes they just chug along for no reason. The whole thing is just one looped animation of Jiraya plowing Tsunade from behind, her blonde hair clipping through her shoulder. The creampie finish is the only real payoff and honestly the animation there is like two frames. You get the white flash and then it's just... done. Back to the menu.

The dialogue is what you'd expect, "feel my hard cock" and all that, but the text boxes overlap the action in a way that blocks the actual pussy shot half the time. Why would you cover the one thing everyone clicked for? The sound design is just a wet slapping noise on repeat, no variation, so after thirty seconds it becomes this hypnotic, annoying pulse. If you're into Naruto porn specifically for Tsunade's massive rack, it's there, it's bouncing, but don't expect the Hokage to look like she's enjoying any of Jiraya's "games". Her face is stuck in this one expression that's supposed to be ahegao but just looks like she's trying to remember if she left the stove on.

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the car interior is too clean. that's what sticks with me after. like someone vacuumed right before the date, which makes no sense because the whole point is you're trying to get her pants off in the passenger seat. the game doesn't care about logic though. it's one of those browser things where you click through dialogue options that all lead to the same place eventually. her top comes off. then the bra. big boobs obviously, the kind that defy physics in that specific hentai way where they're somehow both soft and perfectly round.

the blowjob scene has this weird pacing. she goes from "nice to meet you" to choking on it in like four clicks. no buildup, no tension. just straight to gagging sounds and that glossy wet texture they always use. and honestly? sometimes that's what you want at 1am when you're scrolling through random sites and your brain is half melted from work. not everything needs to be a novel. the cumshot lands on her face and it's fine, whatever, but then the game keeps going. you drive her home or something and suddenly you're in her bedroom and the creampie scene is actually better animated than the rest. more frames or something. the way her pussy stretches around the big cock model is... look, i've seen worse on newgrounds back in the day.

the dating sim part is a joke. you pick between "compliment her dress" or "talk about the weather" and it doesn't matter. she's dtf regardless. which makes the whole "seduction" premise feel like a lie. but then again, who's playing meet and fuck games for the dialogue trees? the sound design is just wet slapping noises on loop. my neighbor probably thinks i was watching something weird. which i was. but not that weird. just the usual weird. the kind where you close the tab after and wonder why you didn't just use the usual sites instead.

boss is in a meeting for another 20 minutes so here i am alt tabbing between spreadsheets and this absolute mess of a gallery. yoshino momiji’s stuff always hits that specific itch where the linework is actually gorgeous but the content makes you wonder if you need to clear your browser history twice.

first scene opens with some beast man creature just going at it on the floor, nothing fancy, just raw floor fucking while the girl’s getting her head grabbed and positioned for the facial. the cumshot lands messy across her face and honestly the way momiji draws that moment, the slight distortion in her expression, it’s the kind of detail that makes you forget you’re looking at something that’d get you banned from most discord servers. then some old dude finds her and takes her home which sounds almost wholesome for about half a second before it’s just more abuse, different setting same result. the old guy’s got that creepy detailed face momiji loves drawing, all wrinkles and intent.

the dog scene. yeah it’s there. girl on the floor again, animal anatomy that’s unfortunately accurate enough to make you pause mid scroll. bestiality tag earns its place here, no ambiguity. then the finale throws two dirty old men at a teen and it’s exactly the kind of extreme gangbang composition that’d make renaissance painters weep if they weren’t already dead. the positioning is weirdly artistic for something so aggressively degenerate.

i wish the gallery had more variety in settings though. everything’s on floors or nondescript rooms and after the third scene you start craving a window or literally any background detail. but that’s not what anyone’s here for is it. the creature design in that first scene deserved more screen time too, one and done feels wasteful. anyway boss is walking back, gotta pretend these quarterly reports matter.

Rikku’s face is all squished up against the floor, ass in the air, and the camera just stays there. That’s basically the whole vibe. A slideshow, yeah, but the renders are surprisingly clean for something that feels like it was made in a weekend. The blonde hair fans out on the tiles and you click, click, click to get her mouth stretched around a cock that’s way too big. The paizuri scene is actually the

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Pixels that look like they were drawn by a horny teenager in math class, but somehow that's the whole point. You're staring at this girl with absolutely ridiculous proportions, tits that defy physics, and the game just... sits there. Waiting. You click around and numbers go up. Strength. Charm. Whatever. It's a stats gate, pure and simple, but dressed up in this weird hentai parody skin that keeps throwing jokes at you between the grinding.

The horror tag caught me off guard though. Not like jump scares or anything, but there's this creeping wrongness that starts bleeding through the pixel art after a while. You're just trying to unlock the next scene, right? Normal degenerate stuff. Then the dialogue gets strange. Characters say things that don't quite fit. I actually closed the tab once because the vibe shifted and I wasn't ready for that at 1 AM with my dick in my hand. The humor is there but it's the kind that makes you laugh nervously, not because it's funny but because you're not sure what else to do.

The parody elements are all over the place. References to games I grew up with but twisted into something filthy and then twisted again into something unsettling. You earn stats, stats unlock things, you earn more stats. The loop is simple. Almost too simple. Makes you wonder why you're still clicking. Then you get a new scene and it's explicit as hell, no censorship, just raw pixel fucking, and you remember why. But then the horror creeps back in and suddenly you're not even horny anymore, just compelled to see where this goes. The endings, plural, because apparently your choices matter or whatever. Some are hot. Some are... not. One made me stare at my screen for a solid minute after.

Don't expect polish. The jank is the aesthetic. Or maybe the dev just couldn't draw hands. Either way it works.

Fuck me, the art in this thing. I swear I saw better doodles on my math notebook back when I thought drawing a straight line was a personality trait. The dev literally says he taught himself to draw for this, and it shows. It really, really shows. Like, characters look like they were assembled from spare parts in a dimly lit garage. And yet, somehow, that's the whole charm? It's got this raw, "I made this in my basement and you're gonna like it" energy that's weirdly compelling. The sex scenes are animated with the same janky passion, and there's a certain honesty to it. You're not here for polished waifus, you're here for the sheer audacity.

The actual game is a drag racing thing where you shift gears. Miss the green and you lose. Miss a shift and you lose. The difficulty spikes are insane, you'll be grinding old tracks for chump change just to afford a new air filter so you don't get smoked by a car that looks like a pissed off toaster. To get the better rides and the scenes, you gotta pink slip race. Lose your car, lose your chance to see some poorly drawn titties. High stakes. There's two hidden auto play modes for the scenes, one for being a nice guy and giving a girl her car back, the other for beating everything. I used the cheat code "bitchincamaro" because I have no shame and the grind was making my eyes bleed. Why is the money cheat a Bon Jovi song? Don't care.

Wish there was more for the fury fans, but the dev says that's for the next game. The whole thing feels like a fever dream where you're stuck at a county fair demolition derby but everyone is inexplicably horny. The sound design is basically just engine noise and my own disappointed sighs. It's a mess. A glorious, greasy, hand drawn mess that I couldn't stop clicking through. Don't expect a good game. Expect an experience.