I fired this up expecting some throwaway Final Fantasy parody smut, you know the type. What I got was... well, it's definitely rough. Not rough sex rough, though there's plenty of that tag, but rough like someone made this in a weekend with a cracked version of Ren'Py and a dream. Yuna's here, looking like she walked out of a bootleg doujin, and her dad is a straight up pimp. Not a cool one either, just a sleazy guy who runs her appointments.

The whole premise is her coming back after a night making 3000 bucks and giving him a play by play. You pick dialogue options that lead to these flashback scenes with her clients. The writing has this deadpan delivery that actually made me laugh a few times, completely unintentional I'm sure. She describes some absolutely degrading scenario with the same energy as someone recounting a boring day at the office. "Then he wanted to do it like a chocobo" or whatever. I don't know if the humor tag is ironic or not but I was cracking up.

The zoophilia tag is there for a reason and it's not subtle. One client has her dealing with some monster thing that's clearly not human. The art during these scenes is... a choice. Everything looks slightly off model, proportions shift between panels, and there's this one expression she makes that I swear is just the surprised Pikachu face traced over. I wish the scenes had more actual animation instead of just sliding static images around but that's never getting fixed. The whole thing has that specific jank that reminds me of browsing Newgrounds back in the day, before the great purge. You know the era. When you'd click on something labeled "parody" and immediately regret it but also not close the tab.