Frankerman: Merry Frankmaxxx v1.0 [Completed]
Snow everywhere, like that kind of winter where your balls hurt just from looking out the window. That’s the whole mood here. It’s New Year’s Eve, everyone’s drunk on cheap champagne and fake optimism, and this poor idiot of a protagonist pisses off Santa in the dumbest way possible. One bad move, and suddenly he’s running around this frozen side-scrolling world with a deadline hanging over his head and frost crawling up his ass. The game throws you straight into this icy sandbox where you actually have to walk, jump, backtrack, and poke into every snowdrift, not just click through dialogue and pretend it’s “gameplay”. You feel that weird mix of cozy and cold; snowflakes in the air, Christmas lights in the distance, and you’re trying to keep your dick warm because every girl you meet is stacked like a porn calendar.
The girls are the real holiday decorations here. You’ve got these monster girls with curves that make no physical sense, big tits bouncing under winter coats that refuse to stay zipped, big asses straining tights, soft bellies peeking where the clothes ride up. They’re all stuck in their own kind of trouble: frozen in ice, trapped on ledges, lost in caves, or just horny and bored in some snowed-in cabin. Every time you help one, it’s not just “thanks, hero” and fade to black. It’s hands roaming under scarves, groping through thick sweaters until the fabric is riding up and she’s moaning into your ear. The teasing goes hard: she pretends she’s cold and climbs into your lap “for warmth”, grinding on your cock through your pants while snow falls outside. Oral in front of the fireplace, spit glistening, her lips wrapped around you while the game throws little animated loops that actually feel alive, not stiff puppets. One girl pulls you down into a snowbank, straddles you, and you’re suddenly balls-deep inside her, steam rising from both of you in the freezing air, her big ass bouncing while she begs for a creampie like it’s the only way to keep from turning into ice.
What I liked is that it’s not just sex scenes thrown in a row. You wander. You get lost. You open some chest thinking it’s loot and it’s just a stupid holiday gag, like a vibrating candy cane that ends up inside a monster girl a few minutes later. You collect stuff, craft simple tools, melt snowmen that look innocent until one of them has a lewd surprise inside. Sometimes it’s annoying, like you’re horny and the game decides “no, you fetch this item first”, but when you finally unlock a hidden grotto and find a girl shivering there with her nipples hard through her shirt, the payoff hits. The humor is kinda dumb but in a good way: Santa talking shit, monsters acting like drunk uncles, girls throwing dirty jokes at you while you try to solve a puzzle and not stare at their tits bouncing in the cold. Sex itself goes all the way: messy oral with cum dripping from her lips, vaginal scenes where you see your cock disappear inside tight fantasy pussy, creampies that slowly leak out while she’s panting and clinging to you, breathing fog into the winter air. One moment you’re timing jumps across icy platforms, next you’re slamming into a monster girl from behind on a snow-covered log, her huge ass jiggling with every thrust while bells jingle somewhere in the background. It feels like Christmas made by a pervert: snow, lights, bad decisions, and more naked skin than any sane winter should have.
The girls are the real holiday decorations here. You’ve got these monster girls with curves that make no physical sense, big tits bouncing under winter coats that refuse to stay zipped, big asses straining tights, soft bellies peeking where the clothes ride up. They’re all stuck in their own kind of trouble: frozen in ice, trapped on ledges, lost in caves, or just horny and bored in some snowed-in cabin. Every time you help one, it’s not just “thanks, hero” and fade to black. It’s hands roaming under scarves, groping through thick sweaters until the fabric is riding up and she’s moaning into your ear. The teasing goes hard: she pretends she’s cold and climbs into your lap “for warmth”, grinding on your cock through your pants while snow falls outside. Oral in front of the fireplace, spit glistening, her lips wrapped around you while the game throws little animated loops that actually feel alive, not stiff puppets. One girl pulls you down into a snowbank, straddles you, and you’re suddenly balls-deep inside her, steam rising from both of you in the freezing air, her big ass bouncing while she begs for a creampie like it’s the only way to keep from turning into ice.
What I liked is that it’s not just sex scenes thrown in a row. You wander. You get lost. You open some chest thinking it’s loot and it’s just a stupid holiday gag, like a vibrating candy cane that ends up inside a monster girl a few minutes later. You collect stuff, craft simple tools, melt snowmen that look innocent until one of them has a lewd surprise inside. Sometimes it’s annoying, like you’re horny and the game decides “no, you fetch this item first”, but when you finally unlock a hidden grotto and find a girl shivering there with her nipples hard through her shirt, the payoff hits. The humor is kinda dumb but in a good way: Santa talking shit, monsters acting like drunk uncles, girls throwing dirty jokes at you while you try to solve a puzzle and not stare at their tits bouncing in the cold. Sex itself goes all the way: messy oral with cum dripping from her lips, vaginal scenes where you see your cock disappear inside tight fantasy pussy, creampies that slowly leak out while she’s panting and clinging to you, breathing fog into the winter air. One moment you’re timing jumps across icy platforms, next you’re slamming into a monster girl from behind on a snow-covered log, her huge ass jiggling with every thrust while bells jingle somewhere in the background. It feels like Christmas made by a pervert: snow, lights, bad decisions, and more naked skin than any sane winter should have.
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👁 2.2K
★★★★☆
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Amidst the crackle of holiday fires, a provocative contest ignites, teasing with whispered promises and bold moves. The night pulses with an electric tension as she navigates through mischievous challenges that push her limits.
Her journey splits into dual adventures: a solitary Santa orchestrates her submission, or a pair of Santas stoke a fiery contest of escalating dares. Every path culminates in unique, risqué offerings that embody the spirit of uninhibited celebration.
Behind closed doors and beneath festive costumes, the air thickens with anticipation and the promise of shared secrets. Interracial encounters and group indulgences paint a vivid picture of lust’s many hues, each scene more daring than the last. In this tangled web of affection and intrigue, every choice leads deeper into a labyrinth of sensual discovery.
Can you resist the call of forbidden pleasures cloaked in festive mischief? Delve into a world where every bold move and whispered challenge reveals new layers of erotic thrill.
Embrace the chaos of desire unleashed, where the spirit of the season is rewritten in strokes of lust and daring adventure.
Her journey splits into dual adventures: a solitary Santa orchestrates her submission, or a pair of Santas stoke a fiery contest of escalating dares. Every path culminates in unique, risqué offerings that embody the spirit of uninhibited celebration.
Behind closed doors and beneath festive costumes, the air thickens with anticipation and the promise of shared secrets. Interracial encounters and group indulgences paint a vivid picture of lust’s many hues, each scene more daring than the last. In this tangled web of affection and intrigue, every choice leads deeper into a labyrinth of sensual discovery.
Can you resist the call of forbidden pleasures cloaked in festive mischief? Delve into a world where every bold move and whispered challenge reveals new layers of erotic thrill.
Embrace the chaos of desire unleashed, where the spirit of the season is rewritten in strokes of lust and daring adventure.
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👁 1.3K
💬 1
★★★★☆
Ariana's Dark Christmas [Final]
Another Christmas visual novel where Santa isn't the jolly gift giver you remember from childhood. Unless your childhood was already seriously fucked up. The setup reads like a bad joke: couple plans sexy holiday alone time, boyfriend's new job ruins it, girl already has a craving for BBC stuck in her head from "previous events", and then literal Saint Nick shows up needing her to recharge his magic or some bullshit. The NTR tag isn't even trying to hide, it's front and center with flashing neon lights.
The Ariana character has these ridiculously proportioned assets that jiggle in the 2dcg like jello that hasn't set properly. You play the oblivious boyfriend while the game treats you to voyeur scenes of your girl getting railed by the most stereotypical big black cock Santa depiction I've seen in a while. The "netorare" here has that extra sting because you're supposedly the male protagonist but all you do is work late while your girlfriend's "helping save Christmas" by taking creampie after creampie. There's this whole mechanic about her resisting temptation that's completely meaningless when the mystery ntr path is the entire point. Cheating tags, teasing, the works.
I wish the game would just commit to being pure degeneracy instead of pretending there's a plot about holiday spirit. The parody elements from that "Let the Nightshine in" universe whatever that is don't add anything for people who just clicked for big tits and interracial smut. Half the oral sex scenes look traced honestly but the vaginal scenes have this one angle where Ariana's big ass takes up the whole frame and I won't pretend I closed the tab immediately. The xmas theme feels stapled on, like they reskinned another game and threw in some mistletoe. The voyeurism segments are actually more explicit than the player controlled ones which makes zero fucking sense.
The Ariana character has these ridiculously proportioned assets that jiggle in the 2dcg like jello that hasn't set properly. You play the oblivious boyfriend while the game treats you to voyeur scenes of your girl getting railed by the most stereotypical big black cock Santa depiction I've seen in a while. The "netorare" here has that extra sting because you're supposedly the male protagonist but all you do is work late while your girlfriend's "helping save Christmas" by taking creampie after creampie. There's this whole mechanic about her resisting temptation that's completely meaningless when the mystery ntr path is the entire point. Cheating tags, teasing, the works.
I wish the game would just commit to being pure degeneracy instead of pretending there's a plot about holiday spirit. The parody elements from that "Let the Nightshine in" universe whatever that is don't add anything for people who just clicked for big tits and interracial smut. Half the oral sex scenes look traced honestly but the vaginal scenes have this one angle where Ariana's big ass takes up the whole frame and I won't pretend I closed the tab immediately. The xmas theme feels stapled on, like they reskinned another game and threw in some mistletoe. The voyeurism segments are actually more explicit than the player controlled ones which makes zero fucking sense.
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👁 1.4K
★★★☆☆
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After That Night Christmas Special
The sharp scent of pine needles mixed with the faint trace of burning candles fills the chilly air, stirring a complex wave of nostalgia and unease. Each breath draws in the bittersweet memory of happier times tainted by shadows lurking just beneath the surface.
Moonlight casts long, trembling shadows across the snow-dusted streets, illuminating the stark contrast between festive decorations and the silent dread that clings to every corner. Frost clings to bare branches like fragile glass sculptures, shimmering as if trying to hold onto fleeting moments of innocence before they shatter.
Fingers brush over cold metal, the rough texture grounding you as your pulse quickens with a mix of anticipation and caution. The warmth of a tender touch contrasts sharply with the biting chill outside, heightening every sensation until desire and danger intertwine. Every subtle movement, every whispered promise, draws you deeper into a tangled web of passion and peril where trust is scarce and temptation abundant.
Unravel the dark truths hidden beneath the festive facade, where every encounter could lead to salvation or ruin. Let your instincts guide you through a world where love and lust collide amidst the cold embrace of winter’s night.
Moonlight casts long, trembling shadows across the snow-dusted streets, illuminating the stark contrast between festive decorations and the silent dread that clings to every corner. Frost clings to bare branches like fragile glass sculptures, shimmering as if trying to hold onto fleeting moments of innocence before they shatter.
Fingers brush over cold metal, the rough texture grounding you as your pulse quickens with a mix of anticipation and caution. The warmth of a tender touch contrasts sharply with the biting chill outside, heightening every sensation until desire and danger intertwine. Every subtle movement, every whispered promise, draws you deeper into a tangled web of passion and peril where trust is scarce and temptation abundant.
Unravel the dark truths hidden beneath the festive facade, where every encounter could lead to salvation or ruin. Let your instincts guide you through a world where love and lust collide amidst the cold embrace of winter’s night.
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👁 350
★★★★★
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Monster Girl Gym: XXXmas Dinner 2025 v1.0
The muscle definition on the Christmas orc girl is wrong. Not morally wrong, I mean anatomically. Her deltoids insert too low on the humerus. I spent twenty minutes zoomed in on her holiday themed workout outfit trying to figure out if the AI generation just had a bad day or if this was a deliberate style choice for the "Monster Girl Gym" special episode. It's a sandbox, so you're clicking around, giving her protein shakes, spotting her bench press. The big tits are there, the big ass is there, the furry ears poking through a santa hat. Standard stuff. But the biceps brachii has this weird extra head that doesn't exist in any physiology textbook, human or orc.
Then the dinner scene started and I forgot about the muscle anomaly entirely. You cook her a roast. A massive, bloody thing. And the romance path triggers not from a gift or a dialogue tree, but from the way she tears into the meat with her tusks. There's a specific AI CG close up of her jaw working, grease on her chin, and the male protagonist just sits there watching. I realized I was holding my breath. The fantasy isn't the gym, it's the provision. It's being the person who fuels that monstrous physique. The sandbox elements are thin, barely there, but that one image sequence rewired something in my preferences. I wanted to be a butcher for a monster girl. A specialized butcher.
The RPG elements are a lie. Don't expect stats. It's a kinetic novel with a few clicks to choose which muscle group she works that day. The "new year" tag is just an excuse for a shiny leotard. I wish the sport aspect was more interactive, maybe a rhythm mini game for the reps, but it won't be. That's not what this is. The AI CG has that glossy, over rendered look where sweat looks like plastic wrap, but during the special scene, when she flexes and the striations in her glutes shift under the gym lights, the uncanny valley becomes a fetish in itself. It's a very specific product for a very specific hunger. Pun intended.
Then the dinner scene started and I forgot about the muscle anomaly entirely. You cook her a roast. A massive, bloody thing. And the romance path triggers not from a gift or a dialogue tree, but from the way she tears into the meat with her tusks. There's a specific AI CG close up of her jaw working, grease on her chin, and the male protagonist just sits there watching. I realized I was holding my breath. The fantasy isn't the gym, it's the provision. It's being the person who fuels that monstrous physique. The sandbox elements are thin, barely there, but that one image sequence rewired something in my preferences. I wanted to be a butcher for a monster girl. A specialized butcher.
The RPG elements are a lie. Don't expect stats. It's a kinetic novel with a few clicks to choose which muscle group she works that day. The "new year" tag is just an excuse for a shiny leotard. I wish the sport aspect was more interactive, maybe a rhythm mini game for the reps, but it won't be. That's not what this is. The AI CG has that glossy, over rendered look where sweat looks like plastic wrap, but during the special scene, when she flexes and the striations in her glutes shift under the gym lights, the uncanny valley becomes a fetish in itself. It's a very specific product for a very specific hunger. Pun intended.
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👁 2.4K
★★★☆☆
Sexy Witch 6: Pinecones for Zhanna v1.2
Organizing the holiday party is meant to be a joyous affair... except when you're trapped in the Middle Ages, and a festive tree adorned with precious ornaments is causing chaos. And now, that prized tree has vanished without a trace. You’re the one tasked with getting it back.
You'll have to explore a myriad of unique spots as you meet a slew of alluring people. The majority of them are irresistibly attractive ladies who might just invite you to indulge in some steamy encounters. Every interaction is an opportunity to push boundaries and ignite passion.
Each new location promises challenges mixed with tantalizing rewards. Engage in alluring dialogues and racy situations that complicate but also excite your mission. The women you encounter may hold the keys you need, if you play your cards right.
Immerse yourself in a tale thick with temptation and medieval intrigue. Do you have what it takes to bring back the treasured tree and satisfy every craving along the way? The fate of the celebration and your own desires lie in your hands.
Begin your quest today and see how far your wit and allure can take you. Turn a simple holiday rescue mission into an intoxicating experience.
You'll have to explore a myriad of unique spots as you meet a slew of alluring people. The majority of them are irresistibly attractive ladies who might just invite you to indulge in some steamy encounters. Every interaction is an opportunity to push boundaries and ignite passion.
Each new location promises challenges mixed with tantalizing rewards. Engage in alluring dialogues and racy situations that complicate but also excite your mission. The women you encounter may hold the keys you need, if you play your cards right.
Immerse yourself in a tale thick with temptation and medieval intrigue. Do you have what it takes to bring back the treasured tree and satisfy every craving along the way? The fate of the celebration and your own desires lie in your hands.
Begin your quest today and see how far your wit and allure can take you. Turn a simple holiday rescue mission into an intoxicating experience.
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👁 6.9K
★★★★☆
Moana: Demigod Trainer Christmas v1.0
With the sun sinking beneath the calm shores of Motunui, an intoxicating heat and lively spirit starts to stir among the villagers. This year, instead of her usual epic ocean journeys or heroic quests to restore Te Fiti’s heart. She’s on a new mission - to uncover what the holidays really stand for deep in her heart.
Join Moana as she dives headfirst into a magical holiday quest. The island is alive with vibrant colors, crackling fires, and the sound of laughter echoing under the starry night. But beneath the joyful celebrations lies a deeper lesson about tradition, friendship, and love - the very things that give the holiday its soul.
Wander through stunning holiday-themed settings where every corner bursts with life and color. Along the way, Moana meets old friends and new faces who challenge her understanding of what family and togetherness truly mean. Each interaction pulls you further into the heartfelt narrative, blending moments of tender emotion with playful excitement.
Your decisions will influence how the story unfolds, adding your own flavor to the holiday magic. Whether solving puzzles inspired by island traditions or joining in spirited mini-games, every moment is designed to draw you closer into this intimate tale.
Experience the contrast of warm island breezes and sparkling decorations that light up the dark. This isn’t just another holiday story - it’s a raw, heartfelt journey that invites you to rediscover the power of connection and the joy of giving.
Don’t miss out on this unique festive tale - start your adventure with Moana today. The island, the warmth, and the magic are all waiting for you. Let the party begin.
Join Moana as she dives headfirst into a magical holiday quest. The island is alive with vibrant colors, crackling fires, and the sound of laughter echoing under the starry night. But beneath the joyful celebrations lies a deeper lesson about tradition, friendship, and love - the very things that give the holiday its soul.
Wander through stunning holiday-themed settings where every corner bursts with life and color. Along the way, Moana meets old friends and new faces who challenge her understanding of what family and togetherness truly mean. Each interaction pulls you further into the heartfelt narrative, blending moments of tender emotion with playful excitement.
Your decisions will influence how the story unfolds, adding your own flavor to the holiday magic. Whether solving puzzles inspired by island traditions or joining in spirited mini-games, every moment is designed to draw you closer into this intimate tale.
Experience the contrast of warm island breezes and sparkling decorations that light up the dark. This isn’t just another holiday story - it’s a raw, heartfelt journey that invites you to rediscover the power of connection and the joy of giving.
Don’t miss out on this unique festive tale - start your adventure with Moana today. The island, the warmth, and the magic are all waiting for you. Let the party begin.
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👁 10.5K
★★★★☆
The Entrepreneur: Christmas Special vComplete_xmas_special
Right, so the whole bar renovation plot from the main game? Forget it. This is a Christmas special where that entrepreneur guy just... ends up living with three women during the holidays. The "why" doesn't matter. What matters is the santa outfit. Specifically, the one worn by a character who is very much a MILF, and the game knows exactly what it's doing with that. The 3DCG models have this deliberate lack of polish, like someone spent all their rendering budget on the jiggle physics and the way a hand sinks into a hip during a groping scene, and just let the facial expressions fall where they may. Sometimes a character goes ahegao and it looks less like ecstasy and more like they've just seen the backend code, but honestly? That's part of the charm.
The mouthpie tag isn't lying. There's a lot of oral, and the animation loops are... enthusiastic. The sound design is mostly wet noises that sound like someone stirring macaroni, which I wish I could un-notice. There's this one handjob scene by the christmas tree where the tinsel just clips through everything, and I stared at it for a solid minute, completely taken out of the moment. The voyeurism angle comes from the male protagonist's POV, which is fixed and kind of makes you feel like a creep holding a camera, but the game never questions it. It's just there. The virgin tag applies to him, I think, though the dialogue is so focused on the teasing and the "sexy santa" routine that his backstory gets buried under a pile of wrapping paper and innuendo.
What I'd give for a "Best Unintentional Comedy During a Creampie" award. The romance path with the redhead has this moment where she's whispering something meant to be heartfelt, but the audio balance is so off it sounds like she's confessing her love from inside a tin can. Then the scene cuts to vaginal sex and the animation speed is just... it's like someone hit fast-forward on a VCR. I couldn't stop laughing. The humour tag is there, and I'm not sure how much is intentional. The holidays setting means there's mistletoe logic, which is just an excuse for a character to walk into a room and immediately start anal. No preamble. I respect the efficiency. The visual novel choices are mostly "do the thing" or "do the other thing," and both lead to a creampie, so the "important choices" from the description are a bit of a fib. Still, for a special episode that abandons its entire premise to put a MILF in a santa hat and call it a day, it delivers exactly the kind of messy, horny chaos you'd expect from a late-night download you'll pretend you never played.
The mouthpie tag isn't lying. There's a lot of oral, and the animation loops are... enthusiastic. The sound design is mostly wet noises that sound like someone stirring macaroni, which I wish I could un-notice. There's this one handjob scene by the christmas tree where the tinsel just clips through everything, and I stared at it for a solid minute, completely taken out of the moment. The voyeurism angle comes from the male protagonist's POV, which is fixed and kind of makes you feel like a creep holding a camera, but the game never questions it. It's just there. The virgin tag applies to him, I think, though the dialogue is so focused on the teasing and the "sexy santa" routine that his backstory gets buried under a pile of wrapping paper and innuendo.
What I'd give for a "Best Unintentional Comedy During a Creampie" award. The romance path with the redhead has this moment where she's whispering something meant to be heartfelt, but the audio balance is so off it sounds like she's confessing her love from inside a tin can. Then the scene cuts to vaginal sex and the animation speed is just... it's like someone hit fast-forward on a VCR. I couldn't stop laughing. The humour tag is there, and I'm not sure how much is intentional. The holidays setting means there's mistletoe logic, which is just an excuse for a character to walk into a room and immediately start anal. No preamble. I respect the efficiency. The visual novel choices are mostly "do the thing" or "do the other thing," and both lead to a creampie, so the "important choices" from the description are a bit of a fib. Still, for a special episode that abandons its entire premise to put a MILF in a santa hat and call it a day, it delivers exactly the kind of messy, horny chaos you'd expect from a late-night download you'll pretend you never played.
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👁 306
★★★★★
Interactive Stripper: Busty Xmas
The first thing that hits you is how unapologetically rough the whole thing feels. Not in a bad way, like it's pretending to be something it isn't. It's a browser game with a few real models, big tits, santa hats, and a strip mechanic that doesn't waste your time. You pick a girl, she starts dancing, and you click to peel off layers. No complicated menus, no story about saving christmas. Just tits and tinsel.
The striptease is the whole game. And honestly, the pacing is weirdly hypnotic. You click, she removes something, there's a little pause, she grins at the camera like she knows exactly what you're doing. The holiday theme is more of a suggestion than a setting, some string lights in the background, a red thong that barely qualifies as clothing. The models are real, which gives it a different texture than the usual anime stuff. One of them has this look when she's down to just the hat, like she's bored but also enjoying it, and that contradiction is more memorable than any polished animation could be.
Would be nice if there were more interaction beyond the clicking. Maybe let you choose the order of removal, or have her react differently depending on what you pick. But that's not happening. The game knows what it is. A quick, messy, horny little christmas thing. Don't expect a finale or a big payoff, just the loop. And if you're into that loop, it works. The music loops too, some generic jingle that gets stuck in your head and makes you feel slightly insane after ten minutes. But you won't last that long anyway. Probably.
Future players: turn the sound off unless you want "jingle bells but sad" burned into your brain forever. And don't rush the clicks, the little pauses between each piece are the best part. Let her breathe. Then take the hat off last. Always the hat.
The striptease is the whole game. And honestly, the pacing is weirdly hypnotic. You click, she removes something, there's a little pause, she grins at the camera like she knows exactly what you're doing. The holiday theme is more of a suggestion than a setting, some string lights in the background, a red thong that barely qualifies as clothing. The models are real, which gives it a different texture than the usual anime stuff. One of them has this look when she's down to just the hat, like she's bored but also enjoying it, and that contradiction is more memorable than any polished animation could be.
Would be nice if there were more interaction beyond the clicking. Maybe let you choose the order of removal, or have her react differently depending on what you pick. But that's not happening. The game knows what it is. A quick, messy, horny little christmas thing. Don't expect a finale or a big payoff, just the loop. And if you're into that loop, it works. The music loops too, some generic jingle that gets stuck in your head and makes you feel slightly insane after ten minutes. But you won't last that long anyway. Probably.
Future players: turn the sound off unless you want "jingle bells but sad" burned into your brain forever. And don't rush the clicks, the little pauses between each piece are the best part. Let her breathe. Then take the hat off last. Always the hat.
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👁 3.8K
★☆☆☆☆