The first thing that hits you is the smoke. Not in a metaphorical way, Vergo's just standing there with that stupid burger in his mouth, cigarette dangling, looking like he wandered off the set of a very specific kind of film. The whole thing runs on this weird Unreal Engine setup that feels like someone learned the basics and then immediately decided to use their powers for evil. The lighting is flat, the textures are whatever, but honestly? That's not why anyone's here.

The clicking mechanic is almost insultingly simple. You poke at the bulge, it grows. Two clicks. That's it. Then these bright red signals start flashing on screen like a goddamn runway landing strip, guiding you to the next button. I spent more time trying to figure out why the purple button on the left toggles the haki color than I did on the actual... progression. Who needs a non canon black coating toggle in a game like this? It's such a bizarre detail to include, like putting racing stripes on a toaster. But I kept switching it back and forth anyway, watching the shader change, because apparently my brain is broken.

The animation loops are stiff in that specific way where you can tell the keyframes were placed by someone who understands the technical side of rigging but has never actually watched how bodies move during... activities. There's this one frame where Vergo's expression shifts and it's supposed to be intense but it just looks like he remembered he left the stove on. The audio design is nonexistent, which somehow makes the whole experience more surreal. Just silence punctuated by mouse clicks, staring at this smoker character doing things that would get you banned from most Discord servers. The whole thing feels like a shitpost that accidentally became a game, and I mean that as both a criticism and the highest form of praise I can offer something like this.