The first thing that hits you isn't the art, it's the sound. A wet, rhythmic squelch that loops a little too perfectly, like someone left a faucet dripping in the next room. NiiCri's game doesn't bother with pretense. You're here, she's there, and the x-ray toggle is already on.

I spent way too long just watching the see through overlay pulse with each thrust. The anatomy is deliberately exaggerated, internal shapes shifting in that semi transparent purple silhouette while Raphtalia's exterior model stays mostly still. It's a weird disconnect. The pov stays locked on her face and chest, but the real action happens in that ghostly internal view, a creampie meter filling up with a kind of clinical detachment. The armor pieces from Queens Blade influences are barely there, more like decorative straps that frame her furry ears and tail rather than cover anything. The tail physics are stiff. I don't know why I expected it to sway.

The game is unpolished in a way that feels intentional, like a sketch someone got too horny to finish properly. There's no build up, no dialogue tree, just a single looping animation with a slider that controls speed. Dragging it fast makes the sounds clip into each other, creating this desperate, almost panicked rhythm. Slowing it down reveals how static her expression is. That blank, slightly surprised face never changes, even when the internal view shows everything reaching its peak. I wish there was a way to toggle the x-ray independently of the main view, but there isn't. You get both or neither.

The Rising of the Shield Hero tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for recognition, but this is just Raphtalia as a sexy furry template, stripped of context. No shield, no hero, just a loop. The creampie pov moment arrives without ceremony, a visual cue that resets almost immediately. It's a frictionless experience. You don't play it so much as you witness it, a short, messy vignette that leaves you with that dripping sound stuck in your head long after the tab is closed.

Dexters mom in a casting couch setup. That sentence alone should tell you if you’re in or out. WaifuHub doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what it is, a slideshow of recognizable anime tits with dialogue trees so thin you could use them as rolling paper. I clicked through the first interview with Ochako and the whole thing felt like a fever dream where nobody’s gravity works right, least of all the writing.

The art is that specific brand of 2D where everyone’s skin glows like a freshly buttered dinner roll. Meiko from Prison School shows up and her ass has its own postal code, which is accurate to source material I guess. The ahegao faces trigger way too early, like the girls are having a religious experience just from you saying hello. There’s a moment with Raven where her expression cycles through three emotions during one line of dialogue and none of them match what she’s actually saying. I couldn’t stop laughing. The Lucoa scene goes full dragon maid degeneracy and I respect the commitment even though the proportions cross into territory that would make a hentai artist blush. And I’ve seen things.

Gameplay is basically pick a waifu, click through text, watch them strip. Hestia’s string is doing some real structural engineering work. Rem shows up looking sad as always and I just wanted to give her a blanket but instead you’re supposed to, well. The male protagonist has no face and a dick that appears from the void like a glitched Skyrim NPC. Cheelai’s scene made me wonder if the devs have ever actually watched the Broly movie or just grabbed reference images off rule34. Probably both. The whole thing runs in browser so you can alt-tab when your boss walks by, which is the real innovation here. I wish Android 18 had more dialogue but at this point I’m basically asking for character development in a game where Mitsuki Bakugou exists for exactly one reason and it’s not her personality. The Rising of Shield Hero girls are here too, Raphtalia looking confused about why she’s auditioning for a porno. Same, honestly.

Ok so WaifuHub. It's like someone took that casting couch idea and just threw every anime girl they could think of into a blender. You're the interviewer, right? But the interview is basically just a quick chat before you're supposed to, you know, test their talents. The whole thing runs in a browser, feels like one of those mobile games you'd play while pretending to check your emails. The art is that flat 2D style, which honestly, sometimes it works and sometimes Meiko's tits look like they're trying to escape the screen in a way that defies physics even for Prison School. The ahegao faces pop up and it's exactly what you expect, no surprises there.

The lineup is wild. You got 2B from Nier looking all serious, then right next to her is Lucoa from Dragon Maid with her whole... everything. And Cheelai? The green girl from the Broly movie? She's there. The dialogue is about as deep as a puddle, but I wasn't exactly here for Shakespeare. I was trying to get Mina Ashido to do something lewd and the game just kinda froze for a second. Classic. The sound effects are... there. A looping beat that drills into your skull after a while, and these wet noises during the oral scenes that are so over the top I had to laugh. It's not exactly a soundtrack you'll be humming later.

The whole thing feels like a fever dream. One minute you're with Raphtalia, who looks weirdly out of place, the next you're with Galko and she's just... aggressively cheerful about the whole thing. It's a weird collection of waifus. No real story, just a series of scenes. The male protagonist has a big penis, obviously, because of course he does. It's the kind of thing where you click through, see the ahegao, and move on. I wish the Mitsuki scene had more to it, but it won't change now. It is what it is. Just a raw, unpolished fuckfest with a bunch of familiar faces. Don't overthink it.