The whole thing feels like someone spilled a box of fanfiction tropes onto a Warcraft 3 custom map and then animated it with the budget of a school play. Not an insult, mind you. That specific jank is the entire appeal. Watching Hermione's model, which looks like it was stretched in MS Paint, suddenly pivot into a spanking scene with Professor Hooch. The animation doesn't flow, it just... arrives at the next pose. Like a slideshow made by a very horny ghost.

Spent way too long just clicking around the new map system. There's a potion shop that sells something called "Lactation Draught" and I swear the icon is just a milk carton with a badly drawn tit on it. Gave it to Luna Lovegood because, well, why wouldn't you. The resulting scene is this bizarre mix of the game's usual trainer mechanics and a sudden, very detailed close-up of her chest that looks like it was drawn by a completely different artist. A better one, actually. The corruption stat ticks up, she says something about Nargles being confused, and then you can just... assign her to a glory hole in the Room of Requirement. No transition. No logic. Just pure, uncut management-sim absurdity.

The blackmail system is where things get properly unhinged. You catch Susan Bones masturbating with a toy that looks suspiciously like a tentacle, and from there it's a straight shot into mind control, exhibitionism quests, and eventually group scenes that involve Astoria Greengrass and a futa version of Tonks that I'm still not sure is a bug or a feature. The writing during the sexual harassment segments is so blunt it circles back around to being funny. "You grope her big ass. She is humiliated but wet." Okay, game. Okay. Wish the voyeurism scenes had more than two camera angles, but I guess that's what the "incomplete state" warning is for. The whole thing crashes if you try to load a save during the tentacle gangbang with Cho Chang, which feels like a metaphor for something.