The compendium map lies, by the way. Says it shows which ultra rare girls are saveable but I clicked on that Gardevoir cosplayer in the Maid Cafe three times before anything happened. Three times. My mouse was making this sad little click sound like a dying metronome. Then suddenly her top just... evaporates. Not even a transition. One frame she's fully dressed doing that weird anime peace sign thing, next frame tits out like a magic trick gone wrong.

The whole thing feels like someone made a Pokemon parody while drunk on Mountain Dew and spite. You wander this convention center rubbing grass. Actual tall grass. Inside a building. Clicking it makes cosplayers attack you which, honestly, is the most realistic convention experience I've ever seen in a game. The Jolteon girl in the maid outfit has this attack animation where her skirt flips up and I'm pretty sure the artist spent more time on that single frame than the entire combat system. Combat is just rock-paper-scissors with extra steps and sometimes a girl named Mara steals your MP. She used to steal ALL of it, apparently. Patch notes say she promised to only take a little now. How generous.

There's dates now. You can date the cosplayers. Ivy has a whole questline that ends with an animated reward image and I won't describe it but let's just say the artist understands anatomy in ways that would make medical textbooks blush. The sticker book got replaced by something called the Cosplayer Compendium which sounds fancy but it's basically just a gallery where you can stare at all the tear states. Carmen stopped poisoning herself which is good because her fire spell actually works now. Small victories.

The whole thing runs in browser and sometimes lags when you open too many compendium pages. They fixed some of it. Not all of it. The boss music is from some YouTube channel called EternalSushi and it slaps harder than it has any right to for a game where you click grass to make anime girls fight you.