The whole thing is a setup, right? Miss Trick is "on holiday" and forgot to cancel interviews. Sure. And I'm the guy who just happens to have a casting couch and a camera. The first girl, the blonde, she walks in with this printed CV like it's a real job interview. I'm supposed to ask about her experience. Her experience. The game wants me to click on her resume, find the right questions, pretend I care about her marketing background while she's sitting there in a blouse that's one wrong breath away from a workplace incident.

The striptease mechanic is... look, it's a videoquest. You click spots. Her shoulder, her knee, whatever. The game uses real model clips, so it's not smooth. It's choppy. One second she's talking about her dream job, the next the video loops and her hand teleports to her zipper. It's jarring in a way that's almost hypnotic. I got stuck for five minutes because I didn't click her left ear. Her ear. Why is that a hotspot? The sound is just these short, low quality clips of her giggling or saying "oh" and the audio cuts off mid-word sometimes which completely kills any rhythm you're trying to build. There's no music, just the hum of my laptop fan and her pixelated voice.

Then the second girl shows up. Another blonde. I forgot the first one's name immediately. This one is more into it, or the actress is better at pretending. The interview questions are the same. The CV is the same. I'm clicking her belt and thinking about how the game doesn't remember anything. It's just a series of video triggers. The "erotic" tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. You get what you came for, eventually, but the path there is clicking a woman's elbow while she stares at a fixed point off-camera. The real model aspect is the only thing that makes it feel slightly more dangerous than a cartoon, but the looping videos make it feel like a glitch in the matrix. A sexy glitch. I guess. I need to delete my browser history. The couch texture is ugly. Why did I notice the couch texture?