ok so you know that feeling when you open a game and it looks like someone made it in a fugue state at 4am using windows movie maker and a dream? that's this. it's called Grok and Ravage and it's about orcs from warcraft but not the ones you're thinking of. it's garrosh hellscream and some other absolute unit named grok and jaina proudmoore is there looking like she got hit with the horny beam from space. the sound design. i need to talk about the sound design. it's like someone recorded a wet handshake and then layered it over a microwave beeping and said "yes this is the sound of ravaging." i can't stop thinking about it. the first time you click the ravage button i genuinely snorted so loud my neighbor texted me asking if i was okay.

the animation is... a choice. it's like those old flash games from newgrounds where you could tell the artist was really focused on one specific thing and the rest was just whatever. garrosh's big penis is rendered with the care and precision of a renaissance painter but then his face looks like a melted candle. and the areolas. jaina's areolas are the size of dinner plates and honestly? camp. pure camp. the whole thing is so unpolished it circles back around to being art. there's a moment where the physics just give up and everything clips through everything else and it's the funniest thing i've seen all week. i sent screenshots to my group chat and now nobody will talk to me.

the big thighs tag is accurate but also why does grok walk like he's trying to sneak past his sleeping mom. the whole thing has this energy of a shitpost that accidentally became a game. it doesn't explain anything, it just throws you in with these absurdly proportioned characters and expects you to understand. and weirdly? you do. you absolutely do. the ravage mechanic is just clicking but the feedback is so unhinged it feels like performance art. i've played it three times now and i still can't tell if it's broken or if i'm broken. probably both. anyway the garrosh model's big cleavage haunts my dreams and i'm not even mad about it.