Okay so the whole thing is this Amalgama universe where DC and Marvel got mashed together but all the dudes just poofed. Gone. Except you. And honestly the setup is so stupid it wraps back around to being genius because now you're the only guy left and every superheroine and villainess is just... there. Waiting. The sprite work is deliberately crusty, like someone drew it in MS Paint during a fever dream and I mean that as a compliment. Raven's got these weirdly proportioned hips that don't make anatomical sense but my brain doesn't care. Power Girl's... you know... are rendered with the kind of dedication usually reserved for religious iconography.

The first time I ran into Harley Quinn she was just leaning against a wall in what I think was supposed to be a ruined city and the dialogue options were like "talk" or "stare" and I picked stare because I'm not a liar. The writing has this bizarre earnestness where Jean Grey will be explaining multiverse collapse theory and then two clicks later she's bent over a desk. The pacing is absolutely unhinged. You'll spend ten minutes clicking through text about Moonstone's tragic backstory and then suddenly it's a closeup of her ass with zero transition. I wish there was more actual gameplay beyond clicking but also I don't care. The Katana scene caught me off guard because she barely talks and then just... well. Let's say she's very direct.

The monster girl stuff comes out of nowhere by the way. One minute you're having a serious conversation with Wonder Woman about saving reality, next minute there's a lamia version of Ms. Marvel and nobody acknowledges how weird that is. The whole thing runs in browser and crashed my phone twice but I kept reloading because Emma Frost's dialogue is surprisingly funny and also her tits are massive. The sound design is nonexistent which somehow makes it more intimate? Like you're just sitting there in silence making terrible choices. Poison Ivy has a scene where she talks about photosynthesis for way too long and I found myself genuinely interested before remembering why I was playing. She-Hulk's proportions are ridiculous even by She-Hulk standards. I don't know if the artist has ever seen a human woman and at this point I don't want them to.

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