So the opening scene, right? You’re this new meat at Degenerate University and immediately some futa professor is giving you the “special syllabus.” The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle. It’s like walking into a party where everyone’s already naked and someone’s handing you a drink you didn’t ask for. The art is that specific kind of renpy hentai where proportions make no anatomical sense but your brain just accepts it. Thighs thicker than the plot. Which is fine because the plot is basically a delivery system for futa on male, futa on futa, futa on female, the whole futa buffet.

I got stuck for like twenty minutes trying to figure out if a certain trap character was actually a trap or just a very feminine futa and honestly the game doesn’t care so why should I. The dialogue is pure porn logic. Someone will be threatening to fail you and three clicks later you’re balls deep in a situation that would get any real university shut down by like seven different government agencies. There’s this one scene with a rival student where the power dynamic flips so fast I actually laughed out loud. One minute you’re dominating, next minute you’re the one getting railed while the text describes it with the enthusiasm of someone who just discovered adjectives.

The femdom stuff isn’t always consistent though. Sometimes it’s hardcore psychological control and other times it’s just regular sex with a taller person. Pick a lane. Not that I’m complaining. The vaginal scenes have this weird wet sound effect that my brain initially parsed as someone stepping in mud and now I can’t unhear it. Completely ruined one otherwise excellent futa on female scene. The oral bits are better. More... committed. You can tell where the artist’s interests lie. Anyway the game crashed once during a particularly intense anal scene and I just sat there staring at my desktop wondering if that was a sign. It wasn’t. I reloaded immediately.

Oh look, an ancient browser relic. Pharaoh something something, I forgot the name already. You pick one of four furries, and I don't mean the convention kind, I mean actual animal people. Cat, dog, something with horns, and one that's just... there. The whole thing looks like someone's first Flash project from 2004, and I'm not complaining. Much.

The goth one. She's the reason I clicked. Pale, dark makeup, that whole thing. You gotta undress her first, which is basically clicking on clothes until they vanish. No animation, just *poof* and there's a tit. Then you get to the fucking. Missionary, doggy, she gives a footjob, and the cumshot lands wherever the developer decided it should. The pharaoh tag makes sense now, one of them has that Egyptian queen thing going on, but honestly after the third scene they all blur together. The special scene for each character is the only reason to bother. The goth one's special is... actually I forgot, something with anal? Or was that the horned one. Wait no, the furry with the tail does this thing where she turns around and the front/back tag applies because you can switch positions mid-scene, but the switch is just a fade to black and then she's facing the other way. Revolutionary.

The footjob mechanics are a lie. You don't do anything, you just watch a loop. And the oral scenes have this weird thing where the character's mouth doesn't actually connect with the dick, there's always a gap like the hitbox is drunk. I spent way too long staring at that. The blowjob scenes are the same loop with different fur patterns, and I wish the developer had spent more than five minutes on the cumshot effects because it's just a white splotch that appears and then the scene ends. No buildup, no reaction from the character, just... splotch. Then back to menu.

For a game with anal in the tags, the positioning is weirdly clinical. Like someone described anal to an alien and the alien coded this. I kept expecting something more but nope, same loop, different hole. The whole thing runs in like two minutes per character and then you've seen everything. Except I'm pretty sure there's a secret fifth scene somewhere because the file name had a number 5 but I couldn't unlock it. Probably doesn't exist. The horned character's special involves some tail thing that clips through her body, and honestly that's more entertaining than the actual porn. I'd fix it but I won't and neither will anyone else because this game's been abandoned since before Twitter existed.

Welcome to the world of "League of Pleasures" - the world where the most beautiful champions have to fight the most ugly monster from the deep... and they will be carrying out in a kind of memory minigame! Select your champion - Lux, Nidalee or Miss Lot Of Money (some are locked at beginning) - and try to memorize all the hot actions that will be occurring with them so you can repeat them on your turn.

The loading bar sits there for what feels like forever, no joke. I tabbed out, checked discord, came back and it was still crawling. Almost bailed. But then Nidalee loads in and yeah, okay, I get why the file's so chunky. The jungle setting is moody as hell, all shadows and vines, and she's just there waiting like she owns the place. Which she does, I guess.

The pov setup puts you right in it. Her mouth game is the first thing that happens and the animation is surprisingly smooth for something that looks this rough around the edges. The sound design is weirdly good too, wet and present, not that stock library stuff you hear everywhere. There's this moment where she looks up at the camera and it's like, damn, they actually got the expression right. The brunette hair framing her face, the way her ears twitch. League players will lose their minds. I don't even play League and I was invested.

Then it shifts to cowgirl and that's where the interactive bits kick in. You control the pace, which is a nice touch even if the buttons feel a little clunky. The cumshot scene at the end is... a lot. In a good way. The texture work on her skin during that part is way higher quality than the rest of the game has any right to be. Makes me wish the whole thing had that level of polish instead of just the money shots. The jungle background gets kinda blurry during the action, probably to save on performance, but it's noticeable. Whatever. I'm not here to critique the foliage. The whole thing is basically one long scene with a few branching moments, don't expect a dating sim or anything. It knows what it is and gets to the point after that cursed loading screen. Just don't close the tab while you wait.

Right then. Quiz question. What's the collective noun for a group of animation frames that make you forget the concept of 'loading time'? Because this Harley Quinn thing, from the Arkham parody set, is a slideshow of filth that somehow moves like a fever dream. The long wait, and it is long, like waiting for a dial-up connection to deliver a single jpeg, becomes a test of faith. You stare at the screen, questioning your choices, and then it's there. And you forget.

The pov is locked tight, right in her face as she's on her knees in what I guess is the asylum's medical wing. The cock in her mouth, the way she looks up, it's got that specific janky smoothness of a well-tuned Flash animation from a bygone era. A deliberate lack of polish that feels more honest than any triple-A skin. The sounds are wet and sloppy, a proper messy blowjob that doesn't try to be elegant. Then she's climbing on, riding reverse cowgirl so you get that perfect view of her ass swallowing everything, the creampie ending is inevitable and messy. She takes it deep in her ass too, a proper anal scene that doesn't skimp on the details. I wish the hospital bed would squeak more, a tiny thing, but the silence of the furniture is a bit unnerving. It won't be fixed.

The whole thing is a loop, a perfect, filthy cycle of sucking, fucking, and that final, deep anal ride. It's like they animated the entire Kama Sutra but only the bits involving a deranged psychiatrist and a very patient cock. The batman tag is there in spirit, you know, the reason she's so unhinged, but this is her show. A one-woman parade of bad decisions, and you're the guest of honor. The ass-centric view is relentless, almost a study in how many angles you can show the same act without it getting boring. It doesn't get boring. My brain just short-circuits somewhere between the eye contact during the blowjob and the rhythmic clapping during the anal. A total mess. A masterpiece of a mess.

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The zombie hand minigame is actually the best part and nobody talks about it. You chase Saeko around this looping school hallway, and every time she swings that wooden sword, you either dodge or lose a chunk of your undead arm. I spent way too long just watching the arm fly off. The hitbox on her swing feels wrong in a way that makes you think you can tank it, but then you're back to crawling with one hand while she laughs. Or maybe she doesn't laugh. The audio is just grunts and wet sounds.

The undress mechanic is a reaction game, basically. You click when the circle closes, and if you're too slow, she gets distance. Miss enough times and she escapes, which resets the whole chase. Annoying but fair. Once you finally corner her, the gangbang scene unlocks and it's exactly what the tags say. Zombies pile on, there's anal, oral, creampie, the works. Saeko's expression barely changes, which is either lazy or hot depending on how you read it. The uniform tear physics are janky but satisfying. Her boobs clip through the fabric sometimes and I wish that was fixed but it won't be.

This game runs in browser, no download, and it's short. Like five minutes if you're decent at clicking. The *** tag is there for a reason, so if that's not your thing, skip it. But if you want a quick reaction game with a Highschool of the Dead skin and a gangbang payoff, it does the job. Just don't expect depth. The zombie friends show up, do their thing, and then it's over. No epilogue, no alternate positions. Just Saeko on the floor and a bunch of green hands. Dare to play it alone, or don't. The zombies won't judge either way.

god I almost didnt notice the glasses at first. that's the thing that kept bugging me through the whole thing actually, took me like fifteen minutes of clicking around to realize she's wearing these thin wire frames that just sort of disappear into her face depending on how the sprite is angled. they're supposed to be this big character detail, shy girl with glasses trope, but half the time she might as well not have them on.

the finger work is clumsy but in this weirdly endearing way. you're just pawing at her through these pink panties and the animation is like four frames tops, she does this little shocked lean back thing that loops constantly while you figure out where the click zones are. there's no feedback beyond her tits gently heaving, the expression stays almost identical except when you finally trigger the next step and she does this whole body shudder that's clearly the same core animation but with her mouth open now. i kept mistaking her "about to give in" face for her "mildly confused about what's happening" face. same eyes. same slightly parted lips. just the blush changes intensity but my monitor's color settings are so bad i couldnt tell the difference.

at some point the big cock descends onto the scene and honestly the scale is absurd. not in a fantasy way exactly, more like someone just drew it bigger because they could without reworking any of the other proportions. she does this thing with her tongue, this repeated little lick gesture that plays on a loop, and it's actually kind of mesmerizing because it doesnt match the rest of the scene at all. everything else is so static and then this tongue just keeps going, almost robotic, like watching a frog catch flies. i dont think i was supposed to focus on that part as long as i did.

Nicole’s back, and this time the cursor is basically a third hand. Teenage Dreams part two, same girl, new ways to poke at her. The whole thing runs on this weird mix of tasks, like one second you’re carefully tracing a line with your mouse, the next you’re hammering the left button like it owes you money. The clicking one, where you have to build up a meter, my finger actually cramped. Not in a good way. Felt like I was trying to break a high score in some demented Flash game from 2005.

The blowjob scene is where the “tease” tag earns its keep. You’re not just watching, you’re the one controlling the pace, sort of. Drag the cursor down, she takes more. Too fast and the whole thing resets, which is a lesson in frustration I didn’t ask for. Her eyes roll back in that specific hentai way, all blank and glossy, and the big cock stretches her cheek out. The art isn’t winning awards, deliberately rough around the edges, like a sketch that got out of hand. The cumshot is a reward for your mouse-based suffering, a thick mess that lands with a splat sound effect so cheap it circles back to being perfect. I forgot what I was talking about. Oh right, the touch mechanics. You can just... prod her. Click on a tit, it jiggles. Groundbreaking stuff, truly. It’s like a stress ball but with more awkward breathing sounds.

Somewhere in the middle there’s a scene where you have to follow a floating heart with the cursor and if you drift off it, she stops moaning and just stares at you. Judging you. I failed that one three times and honestly, the silence was louder than the porn noises. The whole thing feels like someone’s messy first project, but the kind where you can tell they were really into it. The oral fixation is strong with this one. Like a porno version of those cooking mama games, but instead of slicing vegetables you’re just trying to get a cartoon girl to gag.