You know that feeling when you find some old game on a forum, something from years ago that looks kinda rough but you remember it anyway? That's this. The art is 2DCG, not the polished stuff you see now, but it has this charm. The faces are a bit off sometimes, expressions don't always match, but it works. It's like finding a sketchbook.

The whole thing is about corrupting Rey, which, let's be real, is half the reason anyone clicks on these Star Wars parodies. You're Larry Skywalker, some Jedi Master, and the goal is to break her mind. Just turn her into a total slut. The first few scenes are simple, a handjob here, a footjob there. The footjob one caught me off guard, wasn't expecting it, the way her toes curl. It's not a kink I think about but the game just throws it at you and suddenly you're into it? The mind break tag is the main event though. Watching her dialogue change from confused Jedi to something desperate and filthy. There's a point where her eyes go blank and she just agrees to anything, that's the good shit. The corruption isn't some deep story, it's just a straight line down.

I spent way too long on one scene where you have to click her belt. Just clicking. The belt. For like a minute. The interface is clunky, you're just clicking through text boxes and sometimes the hitbox for the next button is tiny. It runs in browser, no fuss, just open and go. The writing is what you'd expect, full of "young body" and "teach you the force" type lines that are so bad they're good. Luke is barely there, just a name drop. It's all about Larry and Rey. The whole thing is short, you'll finish it quick, but it sticks in your head like a bad song. Not because it's amazing, but because it's so direct about what it wants to be. A dirty little fantasy with no apologies.