my koikatsu install is a mess. custom cards everywhere, some work some don't, and the illusion engine chugs like it's personally offended by my graphics card. this my hero thing is just a card pack basically, a dating sim wrapper around the character models. midnight's card crashed twice before i got her to load properly, and when she did her hair was clipping through the school desk. still.

the mt lady scene. i keep thinking about it. her model is ridiculously proportioned, like the artist just grabbed the sliders and yanked them to maximum, and the reverse cowgirl animation is janky as hell, her spine bends in ways that would put a chiropractor's kids through college. but there's this one frame, right before the loop resets, where her expression flickers into something almost vulnerable. probably a bug. i screenshotted it anyway and now it's in my scrapbook folder between a vaporwave sunset and a picture of my dead cat. don't judge.

spent forty minutes trying to get the cheerleader outfit to load on ochako. it kept defaulting to the school uniform, that boring gray thing, and i almost gave up. then it worked for no reason and the paizuri scene started and honestly the physics were so bad i laughed. boobs moving like water balloons in zero g. but the sound design, or whatever passes for it, that wet rhythmic squelch, it got to me. you know? i forgot about the clipping hair and the broken textures. mirko's footjob scene has a similar thing going on, her toes are just. they're not toes. they're polygons pretending. but the way the camera frames it, looking up at her smug face, i didn't care. i really didn't.

the 69 with toga and camie is bugged, they keep phasing through each other like ghosts, and i still don't know how to unlock lady nagant. the whole thing is held together with tape and prayers. but i keep opening it. midnight's card crashed again yesterday and i just restarted without thinking. that's the review, i guess.

I don't know what I expected from a parody that slaps Renpy onto My Hero Academia but here we are, watching Deku get groomed by some cold bastard instead of All Might and honestly the setup is so stupid it wraps back around to being genius. The whole thing runs on that janky Renpy engine where you can feel the default menus underneath, and the text sometimes breaks in ways that make me think whoever coded this was learning python while horny. Mei Hatsume shows up at one point and her dialogue choices are so unhinged I had to put my phone down for a second, not because it was hot but because I was genuinely confused about what tone we were going for.

The harem structure is there but it's weirdly selective about who gets scenes. Ochako has this whole thing where the tension builds through choices that actually matter, which surprised me because I assumed this would be a linear click through slides. Then Bakugo appears and the game just... forgets to be a parody for a while? There's a moment where the power dynamic shifts and the writing suddenly takes itself seriously, and I can't tell if that's intentional or if the creator just lost the plot midway through. Tsuyu gets sidelined hard, which is a crime against frog girl enthusiasts everywhere, and I'm still mad about it.

The isekai tag is doing some heavy lifting here because it's not really an isekai, more like a what if timeline that the game keeps reminding you about through text crawls that scroll way too fast. I spent more time than I'd like to admit trying to click through a dialogue tree with Mei that kept looping back to the same three options, and at some point I stopped caring about the plot and just wanted to see how broken the branching actually was. The adult content is there, it's explicit, it does what it says on the tin, but the real entertainment is watching this thing try to balance being a character study of corrupted Deku while also being a harem game where Bakugo's route exists for reasons I still don't understand.

This one’s a Renpy mess in the best way. The art is that kind of AI CG where sometimes a hand has six fingers and other times Himiko Toga’s tits look like they’re trying to escape her chest in different directions. I don’t even care. The whole setup is Izuku never got One For All, instead some cold bastard mentor twists him into a guy who still wants to be a hero but has zero problem groping Ochako during combat training. There’s a scene early on where he corners Toru Hagakure and you can’t even see her but the dialogue goes fully degenerate, describing the wet sounds while the screen just shows a floating school uniform. Ridiculous.

Forgot to mention the actual gameplay. It’s mostly clicking through text but there’s these weird stat checks that pop up during fights. Like you’re supposed to be a calculating anti-hero but then Mina Ashido gives you a handjob in the support course lab while Mei Hatsume is literally in the same room tinkering and not noticing. That’s the kind of spatial awareness this parody has. Momo’s titfuck scene is locked behind some romance point system that never explains itself. I reloaded saves for twenty minutes.

The isekai tag is there but honestly it barely matters. You just wake up different and start putting your dick in everything. Tsuyu’s cunnilingus scene has her wrapped around Deku’s face while Bakugo is screaming in the background somewhere off screen. That contrast, the angry explosions while the protagonist is eating out a frog girl, that’s peak fiction. The footjob with Jirou was weirdly tender though. Didn’t expect that.

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