The whole thing is a mess and I love it. There's this redhead, Suzy, and she's with Max Goof, who for some reason has a dick that looks like it was imported from a completely different universe. It's absurd. The proportions are all wrong and the animation, oh man, the animation is like a slideshow made by someone who just discovered a tweening tool five minutes ago. It has that specific jank that makes you wonder if your browser is dying or if it's a deliberate choice. I think it's deliberate. Probably.

And then you get to the mom. She's a dead ringer for a certain cartoon wife from that movie with the detective, you know the one. Her design is actually pretty spot on, that retro hourglass shape and the hair. She just walks in, sees the problem her daughter is having, and the whole thing becomes a tutorial in size difference. There's no dialogue, just these looping scenes where she shows Suzy how it's done. The mom's eyes are totally dead, like two glass marbles, which somehow makes the whole thing hotter. It's that uncanny valley effect where the lack of expression becomes its own kink.

I spent way too long just looking at a single frame where the lighting on her tit was wrong. It was this weird bright spot that didn't match any light source in the room. Drove me nuts. Why can't I stop thinking about that one bad pixel? The sound is just one lo-fi track on repeat, and there's this wet slapping noise that kicks in during the scenes. It's so poorly mixed it clips. The game, if you can call it that, is just clicking through the same three positions. I wish there was a way to just keep the mom character and ditch the rest. A gallery mode or something. But that's not what this is. It's a single joke stretched thin, and the punchline is a guy with a log between his legs.