Rey's got that desert scavenger look down but the proportions are completely off. Someone at the character design meeting said make her tits bigger than her head and nobody questioned it. The whole thing runs in browser, no downloads, which is good because I wouldn't want this in my files. You click through scenes and the animation is janky in that specific way where limbs don't quite connect to bodies. Kylo Ren shows up with his mask on but the voice lines are just text boxes with moaning sounds layered over. The lightsaber is... repurposed. You know what I mean.

The cumshot mechanics trigger when you fill a meter by clicking specific hotspots. I spent way too long trying to find the last one on the second scene. It's behind her ear or something stupid like that. The physics on the money shot are what I'd call optimistic. Like a fire hose. Nobody's anatomy works that way but that's the whole point of these things isn't it. The sound design is just wet slapping noises on loop. I had my phone open checking Discord and forgot to mute it and now my neighbor probably thinks I'm watching someone beat meat in a bathtub.

Big cock tag is accurate I guess. It's comically large. Like a third leg situation. The parody elements are thin. If you squint you can see Star Wars in there somewhere but mostly it's just two characters who vaguely resemble the actors if the actors were drawn by someone who only had a verbal description. The backgrounds are static images that look like they were run through too many Photoshop filters. I did laugh at one point when the thrusting animation desynced and Kylo was just humping the air while Rey stared at the ceiling. Peak cinema honestly. Would I call this a game? It's more of a click adventure where the reward is seeing cartoon people fuck badly. But that's what I signed up for so who's the real problem here.