I swear this game is held together with spit and hope. The whole thing is a point and click sandbox in some city called Argleton, which is basically a horny quarantine zone. You just wander around and suddenly you're getting a footjob from a MILF who looks like she raided Tsunade's closet. The 3DCG models are so janky, during a titfuck scene with a Chun Li cosplayer her boobs just clipped through her own ribcage and I couldn't stop laughing. It's not a bug, it's a feature, right? The ahegao faces look like someone inflated a balloon and drew on it with a sharpie.

But then there's this whole transformation thing where a character goes full Kitana and the spanking animation actually syncs up with the sound for once. The female domination stuff is weirdly specific, there's a lot of groping in public and nobody cares because the city is "disconnected from the rest of the world" which is just lazy writing for "we didn't want to code police NPCs." You can use sex toys on a virgin character while she's doing ahegao and it's so over the top it circles back to being hot. The harem mechanics are busted though, I had a group sex scene trigger when I was supposed to be on a solo date and everyone just T-posed for a solid minute before the creampie animation started. Mortal Kombat fans will either love or hate the Kitana cosplay scene, her fan is just a PNG that floats near her hand.

The humor is accidental most of the time. There's a romance path with a X-Men reject that ends with anal sex in an alley and the dialogue is so bad it's art. "Your eyes are like the ocean, let me put my boat in your harbor." I screamed. The drugs tag is no joke, there's a whole sequence where the male protagonist gets dosed and the screen goes all wavy while a lesbian scene plays out in the background. Sandbox means you can just ignore the main quest and grind handjobs from MILFs until the game crashes. Which it will. A lot. But when that footjob scene hits just right, with the spanking and the titfuck and the ahegao all firing at once, you forget the mobile game tier graphics and just go with it. Then it crashes again and you remember.