That loading screen, man. It's just Aki Hinata staring at you with this blank expression, black bikini barely holding on, and you already know the whole thing's gonna be janky as hell. The Keroro franchise connection is there I guess, brunette hair, that one outfit, but everything else is pure f-series fever dream where anatomy goes to die. Click somewhere, anywhere, and suddenly there's breast expansion happening. Not gradual or teased. Just BAM. Like someone inflated a balloon inside her chest and forgot to stop.

Had to restart three times because the hidden ending triggers are buried in the most random dialogue choices. You pick "go to the manga edition office" expecting some plot setup and instead she's on her back, legs spread, pussy already wet and the hard sex sequence just... begins. No buildup. The breast expansion thing keeps going too, milk dripping out while the guy's going at it. There's this one closeup shot where her nipple takes up half the screen and I laughed so hard I almost closed the tab.

The bikini physics. I don't even know what engine this runs on but when you finally get to undress her, the fabric just sort of phases through her body like a ghost. No peel, no tease. Which is a shame because the one thing they got right is how her tits sit when she's on all fours, that heavy swing, the way the milk leaks before you even touch her. The flying tree frog thing shows up in the background of one scene and I still have no idea why. Maybe it's a Keroro reference I'm too uncultured to get. The whole game feels like someone made it in a weekend, uploaded it, and never looked back. I respect that. Not enough to forgive the audio loop that's just three seconds of moaning on repeat until you mute the browser. But something about Aki's dead-eyed stare while getting railed makes me want to find every ending, even the broken ones.