the first thing that hits you is the music. it's like someone found a royalty free track called "sexy summer vibes but make it dentist waiting room" and just looped it. kate is there by the pool, just standing. her face is doing something weird, like she's trying to remember if she left the oven on but also trying to look seductive. it's uncanny. i love it. it's terrible.

you get this cursor that's supposed to be your hand and you just rub it over her. the pleasure meter goes up but she barely reacts. maybe a slight eyebrow twitch. it feels less like seduction and more like you're trying to get a stain off a countertop. the whole thing has this energy of a flash game from 2006 that someone made in a weekend after watching too much late night cinemax. the pool in the background is just a blue rectangle. no water physics. no ripples. just a blue void. i spent way too long staring at it while rubbing kate's shoulder wondering if anything would happen. nothing did.

eventually you unlock the dildo and the licking action. the dildo just sort of clips through her. geometry doesn't matter here. it's like a fever dream where objects just exist in the same space. the licking is a close up of a texture that looks vaguely like a peach but not in a good way. the whole thing is so unpolished it circles back around to being fascinating. like outsider art. someone had a vision and no skill and just went for it. the sound effects are wet but in a way that makes you think of a leaky faucet. i kept playing. i don't know why. maybe i was hoping the pool would do something. it never did.

Those of you who have wathced TV series "Castle" must acknowledge one of it's primary heroines - gorgeous and wise policeman Kate Beckett. For eveyrone else this is one hot looking authorities chick who has some downtime and she is going to spend it in the most fun and peaceful method - very first she will let you to strip her down a then have a fantastic quickie right here in the police wagon! And you are not going to disobey?