Dexters mom in a casting couch setup. That sentence alone should tell you if you’re in or out. WaifuHub doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what it is, a slideshow of recognizable anime tits with dialogue trees so thin you could use them as rolling paper. I clicked through the first interview with Ochako and the whole thing felt like a fever dream where nobody’s gravity works right, least of all the writing.

The art is that specific brand of 2D where everyone’s skin glows like a freshly buttered dinner roll. Meiko from Prison School shows up and her ass has its own postal code, which is accurate to source material I guess. The ahegao faces trigger way too early, like the girls are having a religious experience just from you saying hello. There’s a moment with Raven where her expression cycles through three emotions during one line of dialogue and none of them match what she’s actually saying. I couldn’t stop laughing. The Lucoa scene goes full dragon maid degeneracy and I respect the commitment even though the proportions cross into territory that would make a hentai artist blush. And I’ve seen things.

Gameplay is basically pick a waifu, click through text, watch them strip. Hestia’s string is doing some real structural engineering work. Rem shows up looking sad as always and I just wanted to give her a blanket but instead you’re supposed to, well. The male protagonist has no face and a dick that appears from the void like a glitched Skyrim NPC. Cheelai’s scene made me wonder if the devs have ever actually watched the Broly movie or just grabbed reference images off rule34. Probably both. The whole thing runs in browser so you can alt-tab when your boss walks by, which is the real innovation here. I wish Android 18 had more dialogue but at this point I’m basically asking for character development in a game where Mitsuki Bakugou exists for exactly one reason and it’s not her personality. The Rising of Shield Hero girls are here too, Raphtalia looking confused about why she’s auditioning for a porno. Same, honestly.

Right off the bat, the install size is bloated. Something like 4 gigs for what is essentially a slideshow with some 3dcg animated loops. Whatever. I clicked on Jaina Proudmoore first, obviously. The big thighs tag is no joke, her model is thick in a way that makes the orc (world of warcraft) stuff later feel almost redundant. The pov during the vaginal sex scene is locked but the animation loops are weirdly hypnotic. Sound design is just wet noises and recycled grunts from the show, nothing special.

There's this whole adventure mode thing that strings together parody scenes from fate zero and my hero academia. You wander around a map, talk to artoria pendragon, she's depressed, you cheer her up with your big penis. The writing is what you'd expect. I spent way too long on the cammy white route because her big cleavage and that green leotard just work, but then you get to the creampie and the texture on the 3dcg model clips through her thigh. Immersion broken. They'll never fix that.

The male protagonist is a blank slate, but the female domination scenes with minamoto no raikou are surprisingly aggressive. She's got that whole caster of endings vibe from fate grand order going on, but with more lactation. Got sidetracked trying to unlock the pregnancy ending for tsuyu asui. You have to grind affection points by giving her specific items and the drop rate is a joke. I think I missed a loli tag warning for lillie from pokemon, felt weird, skipped it. The romance system is basically a checklist, you max out a bar, pick a position, rinse and repeat for every single character from boku no hero academia to dragon ball z. Android 21's scene is locked behind a bizarre puzzle. Not worth it. The garrosh hellscream content is just there for the orc (world of warcraft) crowd, big muscles, angry faces, a lot of growling. I wish the kefla and caulifla tag team option hadn't been cut, the gallery shows a grayed out icon that just sits there. Mocking me.