Dexters mom in a casting couch setup. That sentence alone should tell you if you’re in or out. WaifuHub doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what it is, a slideshow of recognizable anime tits with dialogue trees so thin you could use them as rolling paper. I clicked through the first interview with Ochako and the whole thing felt like a fever dream where nobody’s gravity works right, least of all the writing.

The art is that specific brand of 2D where everyone’s skin glows like a freshly buttered dinner roll. Meiko from Prison School shows up and her ass has its own postal code, which is accurate to source material I guess. The ahegao faces trigger way too early, like the girls are having a religious experience just from you saying hello. There’s a moment with Raven where her expression cycles through three emotions during one line of dialogue and none of them match what she’s actually saying. I couldn’t stop laughing. The Lucoa scene goes full dragon maid degeneracy and I respect the commitment even though the proportions cross into territory that would make a hentai artist blush. And I’ve seen things.

Gameplay is basically pick a waifu, click through text, watch them strip. Hestia’s string is doing some real structural engineering work. Rem shows up looking sad as always and I just wanted to give her a blanket but instead you’re supposed to, well. The male protagonist has no face and a dick that appears from the void like a glitched Skyrim NPC. Cheelai’s scene made me wonder if the devs have ever actually watched the Broly movie or just grabbed reference images off rule34. Probably both. The whole thing runs in browser so you can alt-tab when your boss walks by, which is the real innovation here. I wish Android 18 had more dialogue but at this point I’m basically asking for character development in a game where Mitsuki Bakugou exists for exactly one reason and it’s not her personality. The Rising of Shield Hero girls are here too, Raphtalia looking confused about why she’s auditioning for a porno. Same, honestly.