Right, the mask stays on. Not in a kinky way, more like the art budget ran out after the tits were done. The brunette, she’s got these massive things that clip through her shirt if you look from the wrong angle during the vault scene. That’s the real heist here, stealing polygons from the environment to pour them all into her chest. You’re supposed to be robbing a bank, but the plot is just a placeholder for her to bend over a desk covered in fake money. The whole thing feels like it was coded during a lunch break, which, honestly, kind of adds to the charm? It’s so unpolished you can’t help but laugh, especially when the dialogue options are literally “Be mean” or “Be horny.” I picked “Be mean” once and she just frowned for half a second, then the camera snapped back to her ass.

The threesome trigger is bugged. Plain and simple. You get the other guy involved, a security guard who just spawned in the corner like a Skyrim NPC, and suddenly there’s a blowjob animation that cycles with the mechanical rhythm of a cheap screensaver. The sounds don’t match the action at all, just a wet slapping noise on a loop, completely detached from the motion. The brunette’s head bobs while her eyes stare at a fixed point slightly above the player’s head, like she’s reading a teleprompter. It’s terrible. I couldn’t stop watching. The cumshot at the end of that sequence defies physics, it’s not a spray but a solid, pearlescent blob that just appears in her hair, clipping through the strand textures. Left it there for the rest of the scene, a trophy of bad rendering.

Forgot about the vault code. It’s 8008. Because of course it is. That’s the level of humor we’re dealing with, and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t snort. The game completely gives up on the heist premise halfway through, you never even leave the bank. Just a room with a safe and a desk that becomes a fuck station. There’s a moment where she’s supposed to look scared when the alarm trips, but her mouth is stuck in a permanent smirk. It’s the most expressive thing in the game. The lighting is awful, flat and grey, until a sex scene starts and then everything turns this aggressive neon purple. No transition. Just bam, fuck lighting. It’s not a good game. It’s a broken, horny mess, and that specific, janky flavor is pretty much the only reason to click on it.