You know that thing where a beat gets stuck in your head and suddenly you're humming it while doing dishes? This is that but with Goombella getting railed in perfect sync to a chiptune loop. My brain is broken now. Every time I hear anything remotely similar to the Super Mario underground theme I'm gonna see her bouncing on a cock like it's a warp pipe.

The whole thing is maybe thirty seconds. That's it. A tight little musical number where the thrusts match the melody and honestly the rhythm section is doing more work than most full games I've played. She's taking it from behind, then on her knees, then that moment where the beat drops and suddenly it's anal and the animation just loops so clean you don't even notice the seam. The gumba just keeps going like a metronome with a mushroom fetish.

I wish they'd done something with her little hat. It stays on the whole time which feels like a missed opportunity. What's the point of having a character design if you're not gonna. Never mind. The sound design is stupid catchy and I caught myself tapping my foot during the blowjob segment which is probably not what Miyamoto envisioned but here we are. The cumshot syncs with a little victory jingle and I laughed out loud. Not because it was funny exactly but because someone actually sat down and programmed this with genuine musical timing and that level of commitment to a thirty second porn loop deserves some kind of recognition.