The strap-on mechanics in this thing are completely unhinged and I love it. You get a meter that fills up based on rhythm, not just clicking, and if you miss the beat Grey Worm makes this deadpan face that had me wheezing. The whole premise is they rewrote that Stormborn scene because apparently the Unsullied have a secret arsenal of carved dragonbone attachments. Missandei's reactions scale from "dignified ambassador" to "absolutely wrecked" across five stages, and the squirt physics, I mean, they went for it. Fluid simulation that would make a triple-A studio blush, all over those Naath silk sheets.

The art style is that particular flavor of jank where faces look traced from screenshots but bodies are pure hentai logic. Missandei's proportions shift between scenes like the artist forgot what they drew three frames ago. Grey Worm's abs have more detail than his face, which is probably intentional given the target audience. There's a moment where the strap-on clips through her thigh and instead of fixing it they just added a squelch sound effect. Respect. The cumshot trigger is tied to a combo system I still don't fully understand, something about alternating speed zones, and the final pop is absurdly over the top, like a firehose of white pixels.

The audio though. Whoever recorded Missandei's voice lines was either way too into it or not into it at all, no middle ground. Some moans sound professional, others like someone reading a grocery list while bouncing on a yoga ball. The background music is this looping lute track that gets progressively more unhinged as the scene escalates, and by the end it's basically just someone slapping a harp. I wish they'd included the dragon sound effects from the actual episode, but that's never happening. The blog they link to has concept art that's somehow worse than the game, which is an achievement. Don't bother with the alternate ending unless you enjoy watching Grey Worm polish his weapon while monologuing about duty.