You know that thing where you're trying to fix a carburetor and suddenly your dick is in your mouth? No? Well Ana gets it. This game is basically what happens when someone looks at a futa protagonist and thinks "what if we made her a mechanic, but like, the horniest mechanic alive."

The hand drawn art has this rough, almost sketchy quality that somehow makes everything filthier. Like finding a really explicit doodle in someone's notebook. Ana's proportions are absolutely ridiculous, massive tits that defy physics, an ass that would make a Kardashian weep, and of course the main attraction. The self suck scenes are the centerpiece here and they're animated with this janky charm that I can't stop watching. There's something about the way her back arches when she manages to get her lips around herself that short circuits my brain every time.

The actual car repair stuff is... there. You run a shop, you fix cars, you manage time and money. Standard sandbox busywork that exists mainly to give you something to do between the good parts. I spent way too long trying to figure out why the oil change minigame needed to be so complicated. Nobody's here for the oil changes. The titfuck scenes though, those are worth the price of admission alone. Ana using her ridiculous chest to get herself off while bent over an engine block is exactly the kind of unhinged energy I respect.

The futa mechanics are fully embraced here, no half measures. She's packing and the game never lets you forget it. There's this one scene where she's supposed to be working on a transmission and instead she's going to town on herself in the shop bathroom and I just. The scheduling system means you can literally plan your day around getting yourself off between customers which is either the most relatable game mechanic ever or a cry for help. I haven't decided.

I keep thinking about this one npc, some elf girl in the tavern who offers to suck you off for like 5 gold. The writing there is weirdly good compared to everything else. Her dialogue has this desperate edge to it, talking about how she needs the money for her sick mother or whatever, and then the game just lets you do it. No fade to black, just a text description that gets surprisingly detailed. The contrast between the cheap rpg maker graphics and how filthy the text gets is doing something for me I didn't expect.

The character creation is barebones but you can make a futa protagonist which honestly is the only reason I downloaded this thing. Saw that tag and thought why not. The game doesn't really acknowledge it much outside of sex scenes though. Sometimes the writing forgets what parts you're supposed to have and defaults to describing standard female anatomy, then suddenly remembers two paragraphs later. It's sloppy but in a way that makes me laugh instead of getting annoyed.

Actually the whole thing is a mess. It's some fan continuation of an old flash game I never played. Something about a fantasy world where you fight monsters by stripping? The turn based combat is there but it's so basic. Click attack, maybe use a skill, numbers go down. Sometimes enemies use these weird teasing moves that lower your stats and the text describes them groping you. I wish they'd leaned harder into that mechanic instead of just making it flavor text. The pregnancy system is broken too. I got knocked up by some goblin in the first dungeon and then nothing happened for like ten more encounters until suddenly there's a paragraph about my belly swelling. No buildup, no gradual changes. Just bam, pregnant. Then later I'm lactating in the middle of a fight because apparently that's a status effect now. The game doesn't explain any of this.

Oh and there's furry content. Like, a lot. Didn't really notice at first because the 2d art is so rough but yeah, half the npcs are anthropomorphic animals. There's this one scene with a wolf guard where the writing spends an uncomfortable amount of time describing how his fur feels against your skin. I'm not judging but I also wasn't expecting the interracial tag to mean what it means here.