The whole thing feels like finding an old Flash game on a crusty hard drive, you know the ones, with the folder named "homework" or something. It's that specific era of hentai where polish wasn't the point, the point was just getting to the lewd stuff. This is Yayoi from Stellvia, but if someone put her through a funhouse mirror. Her tits are absolutely ridiculous, like the breast expansion tag is doing some heavy lifting here. They're comically huge, way past the original design, and they just sort of float there when you undress her. The uniform comes off piece by piece, and it's all very stiff, like a doll you're manipulating rather than a person.

The main event is you've got a dildo and you're just going to town on her. The animation loop is basic, just a repetitive in and out, and the sound is this wet slapping that's more funny than hot. There's this whole buildup meter you're trying to fill to make her squirt, and the game calls it "like a sow" in the description which is... a choice. It's crude as hell. The squirt itself is a geyser, a total over the top fountain that just keeps going. I got distracted thinking about the physics of it, like where is all that fluid even stored? The space station's life support must be working overtime.

You can swap her into a few different costumes, which is a nice touch I guess, but it doesn't change the core loop. It's just a different texture on the same stiff model. The whole thing has this janky, unpolished charm. It's not trying to be a masterpiece, it's a quick and dirty fap game and it owns that. I wish there was more of a reaction from her, a bit more life in the eyes, but you're not here for a deep character study. It's a digital toy for a specific itch, and it scratches it with the grace of a flying tree frog smacking into a window.